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    Ah, the after show is not for the internet's eyes, I guess. lol
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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

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    ^i love that, she's so excited!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

    "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."





    The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

    The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only

    5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right."

    Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she?

    You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

    The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.Ē



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    That last one is hysterical.
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    Hurricane Map Has Some Unfortunate Graphics And The Comment Section Is Gold

    Valerie Williams
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    Image via Facebook/National Hurricane Updates

    This Hurricane Florence map is bringing laughs during a pretty scary time

    We could all use a little levity with Hurricane Florence barreling relentlessly toward the east coast. Of course, the first concern is everyone in its path evacuating safely and finding shelter, but in tracking the stormís progress, the internet discovered a graphic that was basically comedy gold.

    The Facebook page for National Hurricane Updates issued a warning yesterday regarding certain zones where bad damage may occur as Hurricane Florence hits. It was all very weather-y and science-y, that is, until you notice the included graphic.
    Image via Facebook/National Hurricane Updates
    The very helpful image was meant to demonstrate the powerful stormís trajectory, but instead, inadvertently terrified everyone into thinking a giant schlong was heading straight for the Carolina and Virginia coasts.



    Yes ignore those numbers, girl ó they will likely increase. Giggity gigitty. Sorry Iím like this.The pageís administratorís claim they had no idea they were putting this big olí dick out into the world, and if thatís truly the case, bless their hearts. But if they really were just trolling in the hopes of keeping spirits up during a very scary time, bless them even more ó because we as a nation needed this.
    Of course, it wasnít at all lost on Facebook commenters who immediately noticed the huge member about to just plow into North Carolina. OMG. Lisa makes a point, as we all know what happens when people are cooped up indoors waiting out a storm. Or a huge wiener aimed directly at coastal North Carolina. It had to be said.



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    At least sheís bringing protection?

    But as Kimberly points out, this storm hopefully wonít be around for very long.
    https://www.scarymommy.com/hurricane...?utm_source=FB






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    ^Make that 1970's for me.
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