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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    I LOVE that one. I really hope it's true.

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic4098_9.gif Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    The older I get the more I enjoy stories about young pissants getting their asses handed to them by an old fuck who happened to be the wrong old fuck to fuck with.

    It's inspiring.
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    "A massive penis means never having to say you're sorry". Mo

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    Pix from Daily Mail. They're too funny.










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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    Pix from Daily Mail. They're too funny.









    That reminds me of when I left the cats alone overnight. They had a fuckton of food and water (waaaay more than enough to see them through) but they still decided to help themselves to a loaf of bread, some cinnamon bagels and anything else they could get into. They'd never touched any of that stuff before and haven't since. My kitchen looked like a bomb had gone off in it, and right at the epicenter of it? Several bowls of barely touched cat biscuits. Spiteful little cunts.
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    ^did they actually eat any of it or just trashed the place to punish you?
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDark View Post
    The older I get the more I enjoy stories about young pissants getting their asses handed to them by an old fuck who happened to be the wrong old fuck to fuck with.

    It's inspiring.
    Amen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    ^did they actually eat any of it or just trashed the place to punish you?
    Oh they ate some of it alright, and one of the fuckers gave themselves the rampant shits to prove it. Cinnamon cat poop puddles. /barf
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    Watch all the way until the very end, LOL.
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    It was pretty good until Trevor came on and ruined it. He sucks.
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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

    ***** celeb

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