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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

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    It was 1957. Mike goes to pick up his date, Molly.

    Molly’s father Samuel opens the door and invites him in.

    He asks Mike what they’re planning to do on the date.

    Mike politely responds that they’ll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

    Molly’s father suggests, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.”

    Mike was bewildered. “Excuse me, sir?”

    “Oh yes, Molly really likes to screw. She’ll screw all night if we let her.”

    Molly comes downstairs and announces that she’s ready to go.

    About 15 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Molly rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and shouts at her father, “Dad! The Twist! It’s called the Twist!”
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    Source: Wokesloth

    World’s Most Unlucky Woman Goes To Wash Her Hair, Ends Up In The Emergency Room

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    Some people are pretty unlucky when it comes to falling. We all know those people who have random bruises all over their bodies and have no idea where they came from.

    It happens to the best of us, sometimes, that accidents occur. Reddit user TheFlyingPigSquadron however, takes the cake for most unlucky fall of all time. Sharing her story on Reddit, it started as just a simple mission to wash her very long hair. It turned into, however, a trip to the ER.

    That’s not all, TheFlyingPigSquadron gave users a pretty detailed update.

    And, yet, another update.





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    I love Jeff Goldblum! I could watch him all day...

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