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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

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    Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker in McMillan and Wife

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    From Facebook:

    "Locked my cat in the bathroom for 2 minutes while I made a meal because he was touching the food. Revenge was had..."

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    Cats, they are the assholes I strive to be.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    FYI if you google image cocaine pupils you get shitloads of Angelina Jolie pics.

    Ecstasy pupils look the same.
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    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    From Facebook:


    Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
    Arlene: What in the hell is that?
    Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
    Arlene: Where did you get it?
    Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
    The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
    announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
    The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
    'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
    The pharmacist fainted.
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    Last edited by HWBL; March 20th, 2018 at 02:04 PM.
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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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