I've just ruined my makeup with the fart post! Reminds me of being out in the car with the Bloke and he dropped the kind of fart that makes paper turn brown and crinkle, children cry and dogs to flee howling - and then used the central locking and drivers side controls to lock me in and keep the windows up.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
Gross! I've seen people in real life shaped like that, so I know it's real.
"Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"
Johnny Bravo got old and fat.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Chinese reporter mistakes a male sex toy with a rare mushroom
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="Rubber Vagina Sex Toy Confused for Mushroom in China - YouTube" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
why do the embed links never work for me?
------Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.-----
"A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce
"Tão estranho carregar uma vida inteira no corpo, e ninguém suspeitar dos traumas, das quedas, dos medos, dos choros."
Caio Fernando Abreu
good guy windows
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