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    Jesus looks like he's got a french manicure there.
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    ^^^
    yes he does. at least he doesn't have a french pedi though.

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    Are there other Jesus furnishings?
    just the chair. but you can also buy a life-size jesus statue or all kinds of weird articulated saint statues in every size and colour, should you feel like ramping up the creepy catholic vibe in your home decor.
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    I'm not into Catholic decor at all. I once stoned a plaster statue of St Joseph left behind by former tenants in a place we rented into a pile of shards and dust. I bear a grudge against certain saints.
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    you're going to hell.
    and that's why i like you.
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    That lease signing comic is how I felt when I signed my lease last summer. I think I officially stopped growing up when I was 10.
    All you can do at life is play along and hope that sometimes you get it right.

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    ^Ditto when I got my house last year. A co-worker of mine (he's mid-40s) asked a few months ago if anyone ever felt like a real grownup or if everyone always felt like they were pretending to be an adult. I told him it was the latter. And he's married with 5 kids. I don't think that feeling will ever go away, lol.
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    Oh, I am a perpetual 13 yo boy.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Little brother just posted this on my wall. In addition to loving this because we are fatasses and love the food porn, the chairman is so awesome to laugh at. I wish my head whooshed like this when I moved it....

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKmTy8nrIHk&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
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    Sunday, July 31st 2011
    Hot Slut Of The Day!




    Chilli Willy, the dick-shaped pepper that is making my no-no cringe and pucker (here's a visual) at the same time.

    Chilli Willy is finally getting inducted into the Hot Slut of Fame (or "SHAME" with a capital everything depending on who you ask) for obvious reasons. As Dlisted reader Jenni perfectly puts it, Chilly Willy is literally hot and most likely a slut. Also, unless Prince Hot Ginge suddenly wakes up and decides he's only going to hump on skinny fat, tired old bitter ass queens from now on, this is the closest I will ever get to riding on his fiery crotch scepter. Does First Degree Burn Cream come in lube form?

    The makers of Chilli Willy say that once you drop its seed into your flower box and keep it wet, it will grow into a pepper that is ten times hotter than a Jalapeeno.

    Yes, Chilly Willy is ugly as all hell and looks like a peen that has just been admitted into the part of the burn center that is reserved only for victims of Parasite Hilton's snatch, but after a pitcher of margaritas I still would. Something tells me that a paramedic pushing me down an emergency room hallway on a stretcher while screaming "We've got a fire in the hole!" is in my near future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    ^^ Now I know where our departed truckfucker got his inspiration.



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    That is awesome on so many levels.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

    "Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie

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    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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