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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    I always wondered what an elephant dick looked like. Now I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    I always wondered what an elephant dick looked like. Now I know.
    It's really big. (Yay!)
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

    - Mark Twain

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    Nice, bukaki gingerbread men.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
    #fingersinthebootyassbitch

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    I know someone who's getting that for Christmas.

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

    -- Stephen Hawking

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    I temporarily had someone this dumb on my facebook feed. She was married to a friend of mine. When they got divorced I was so relieved, heh. When that RiRi Eminem duet came out she used to link it all the time with things like, "Most romantic song evr!" "Zomg, so true! <3<3<3"

    Her husband was a total teddy bear sweetheart who I have been friends with for over a decade so she had to have been 'so true!"ing about one of the sleezy guys she cheated on him with. All klass.
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    As someone who's a natural blonde and still has it at almost 59, I'll try not to be offended. For the record, I've found my way out of a corn maze. So there.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

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    Tee hee, my hair is naturally dark blonde, too. One might call it 'dishwater'. They would be dead, but they could call it that.
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    I love that one!
    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    As someone who's a natural blonde and still has it at almost 59, I'll try not to be offended. For the record, I've found my way out of a corn maze. So there.
    before or after calling 911?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    before or after calling 911?
    Where's a mod when you need one?
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

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