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    Almost certainly not a true story, but good for a giggle
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    ^^^ Oh my gosh; I got sent this e-mail just a couple days ago:

    True Aussie Humour!
    "Hello, is this the police?"
    "Yes it is. How can we help you?"
    "I'm calling to report my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"
    "Thank you very much for the call."

    Early next morning, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
    They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept.
    Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine.
    They swear at Wazza and leave.

    The phone rings at Wazza's house.
    "Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?"
    "Yeah!"
    "Did they chop up your firewood?"
    "Yep"
    "Happy Birthday maaaaaaate!"
    Tiene razon, y gracias por su opinion. Now go fuck yourself.

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    Nigella Lawson is 51? Damn. Serve me up a plate of meat and butter please.

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    bethleHAM:
    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

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    ^HA! Outstanding.








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    ^ HAHAHAHA, Mike Litoris, poor guy!!

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    The comment!





    For Mel

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    ^ HAHAHAHA, Mike Litoris, poor guy!!
    Yep. I used to work with a guy named Mike Hunt. Same problem.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

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    mike litoris totally made that name up for the news crew, there is no way in hell someone could name their kid that, and if it is his real name, there's no way he'd go by 'mike' instead of 'michael'
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    Hope these werent posted before



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    Tiene razon, y gracias por su opinion. Now go fuck yourself.

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    ^ I tried to figure out why she posted these facebook messages to that clip... Didn't make any sense! guess it's time for a coffee break.
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    ^^
    yeah i thought the boyfriend was the one tossing the cat and that's why she was breaking up with him. durrr.

    p.s. the cat looks like he's enjoying himself.
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