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    Dr. Seuss has definitely spawned some great conversations with my kiddos over the years
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    I'm surprised there aren't many political jokes in here!!!
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    I'm surprised you never took a hint.

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    Damn, already?
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    Well that didn't take long.
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    It took too long! I gave it more than enough chances.

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    Like shooting fish in a barrel to the twitchinator. They don't stand a chance.
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    Meh, it was boring anyway.
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    this has been making the rounds on facebook. and it perfectly illustrates how americans should maybe consult with a francophone before slipping french words into their advertisements.

    'petite bite' in french means small dick.
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    This is hilarious :0 However petite is also an adjective in english, so this wasn't precisely them slipping a french word in. It does remind me, however, of this:

    Japanese Department Store May Want to Look Up the Word 'Fucking'
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post


    this has been making the rounds on facebook. and it perfectly illustrates how americans should maybe consult with a francophone before slipping french words into their advertisements.

    'petite bite' in french means small dick.
    So small dicks, big compliments? lol. They must be doing 'something' else to compensate then.

    'petite bite'. You can learn so much from GR. How is this pronounced btw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    This is hilarious :0 However petite is also an adjective in english, so this wasn't precisely them slipping a french word in. It does remind me, however, of this:
    yeah i know. but it's also accidentally hilarious to anyone reading it who speaks french.

    lol fuckin' sale. i love it.
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