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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post

    NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Help! I caught my dad with my GF

    ham_and_cheese [Edit] [Delete] 119 replies 13:06 July 12th, 2009

    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.
    I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.
    I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
    Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
    OR
    Pack my stuff and be on my way.
    Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.
    http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg




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    Well if that doesn't make Jessica take him back, nothing will.
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    Jessica needs a restraining order.

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    I LOVE the GF one. I had to go back and read it a couple of times.
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    Thank goodness she fixed that typo or I would have no idea what she's talking about.
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    One of the last big arguments my brothers got into as adults when both still living at home (with my mom) before they moved out was when one of them used the other one's GF without even asking, and then without even cleaning afterward!
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    Ooh, nasty. I bet the GF was all greasy and nastay.


    ETA: I didn't want to double post so I edited to add this video someone sent me today. I'm torn between laughing and feeling reeeallly sorry for the little boy and thinking he is going to be scarred for life.

    [youtube]gMSCWYDtzDw[/youtube]
    Last edited by OrangeSlice; July 27th, 2011 at 08:07 PM.
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    Tashanda is awesome.

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    That little boy, why do I feel like men don't ever move beyond that stage? And I almost fell out of my chair when the little girl yelled, "I'm not scared of you!!!"




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    I knew something was coming, but that still caught me off guard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I'm slow.... I was wondering why all her photos were black...
    Also some random funny shit!
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    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    omfg, those are awesome, penny. lurve!
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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIcx_rxTstc[/YOUTUBE]

    I found this video and thought that it was hilarious. Bill O'Reilly getting rick-rolled and losing his cool.

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