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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I wonder if it was mayo lady?

    At least it's the olive oil mayo. She's health conscious.
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    I think I would just projectile vomit right there on the spot if I saw some slovenly freak eating mayonaise out of a jar on public transportation. If I had any control over it whatsoever, I'd aim it at her. JESUS
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    Damn Julia Roberts' mouth is immense.
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    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    That is a really bad photoshop work

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    Challenge - I gave my Kids a Terrible Christmas Present

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    Yeah, most of those kids are NOT funny. If that fat kid that's screaming about "stupid parents, I hate you all" were mine, I'd beat 20 pounds off that little shit! And Mr. "Tell Jimmy Kimmel to suck my balls" wouldn't fare very well at my house either. I did like the little girl that got the half-eaten sandwich. "I like your cooking when you make dinner. You know like hot pockets, lasagna and buffalo wings... I didn't think you'd give me a sandwich and WHY would you eat off of it?"
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    I agree Mel. That screaming kid would get my foot up his ass.

    The little girl was adorable. Disappointed but still trying to be sweet about it. The hot pockets made me lol.

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    If you love dogs you must watch this video, its adorable, but its disabled for embedding.


    Ultimate Dog Tease - YouTube
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    thats awesome Greys!
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    Some examples of FanFiction Fails.



    (Mass Effect)



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    (Harry Potter/X-Men/Twilight)



    (Batman)



    (X-Men)



    (Naruto)



    (Assassin's Creed)



    (Supernatural)



    (Twilight)

    WTF Fanfiction
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    If you love dogs you must watch this video, its adorable, but its disabled for embedding.


    Ultimate Dog Tease - YouTube
    Yes, I love this one. I love how he says "yep", that's how I say it now too.
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    type

    let it snow

    into Google and wait until the defrost button shows up

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    ^wouldn't work for me. Do you need to use Google Chrome?
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    that let it snow thing is so cool!
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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