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    Haha, I'm sure there are some authentic birth plans that are more or less identical.
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    aw, pretty dog got bored with the ball.

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    Oh my God. The dog did his own version of the hand through the hair when you don't get the handshake or the high five!
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    http://www.buzzfeed.com/morganshanah...ldqphs#4ldqphs

    Before there were helicopter parents, there was Kate Siegel’s mom.


    Yes, Kate Siegel’s mom is a real person, and yes, these are really her daily text messages to her daughter. Kate shares them with the internet via her Instagram account @CrazyJewishMom.



    Kate’s mom gives her valuable fashion advice…


    …Beauty advice…



    …Relationship advice…



    …Workout advice…



    ….And of course diet advice.



    BuzzFeed Life caught up with Kate, ostensibly to hear her story, but mostly to get her advice on how to practice this brand of zen with our own mothers.



    According to Kate, her mom has always been a tad overbearing, so it’s a learned art.


    “Oh, she’s been a lunatic since birth,” Kate told BuzzFeed Life. “Well, since my birth at least. An example: when I moved to New York…she moved too. Uprooted the whole family (dad, five dogs, and two cats), and shipped them from Los Angeles to the east coast. You know, ‘in case of emergencies.’”



    The unmarried albatross around her mom’s neck says that she decided to start posting her mother’s sage advice on social media because “instagram is cheaper than therapy.”



    Like the rest of us, Kate fears turning in to her mom. “It keeps me up at night,” she laments, “but I’ve pretty much resigned myself to the inevitability.”



    If it does happen, Kate’s got a few things to look forward to. Her mom is a master troll.






    She wields her social media like a weapon.



    And you could never call her unsupportive.



    Kate’s not the only one her mom texts with advice. Her boyfriend has recently been indoctrinated as well.




    Something tells us he’s going to do just fine.


    But what about the mama bear herself? Does Kate’s mom know she’s quickly becoming internet-famous?


    “My mother knows I’m posting, but she’s terrible at the Internet, so I don’t think she fully understands how often and the scope. That said, she LOVES it. She thinks it’s all fantastic advice, stands by every word, and is happy that others are benefiting from her wisdom.”


    So are we, Kate’s mom. So are we.
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    i swear this is my mother.

    she even calls me after watching particularly gruesome svu episodes in which horrible shit happens to women in brooklyn. she'll say, some women's dead and raped body was found in prospect park on law & order and i have to remind her it's just a tv show and not real.
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    I started following that account on twitter, and there are only 3 tweets and 42 followers...?

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    That her instagram addy, not twitter.
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    I really loved this - weird and funny:

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    That was odd, and funny... glad you posted...It led me to all sorts of duets with Brightman, and even Nicole Sherzinger (sp) singing that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I really loved this - weird and funny:
    lol, I think you liking it so much you posted is funnier than the video itself.
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    aww seeing that animal for some odd reason reminded me of Honeybadger.
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    I watched a documentary the other day on Netflix about honey badgers, featuring a pair named Stoffel and Hammy, and they are amazing. As aggressive as they are, they're at least as smart. Outwitting beekeepers, unlocking metal gates, opening up doors and refrigerators. Highly recommended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    aww seeing that animal for some odd reason reminded me of Honeybadger.
    lol, nice commentary on that vid.

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