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    My daughter asked me if my eyebrows were on fleek.

    I assumed it was some new social media and I asked how would my eyebrows get on there??

    Yeah, her and her friend laughed. I never here them use it though. Even they think it's dumb.

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    I am not sure that word means what your daughter thinks it means.

    I'd never heard of that as an adjective or noun so looked it up, and found this on Urban Dictionary...

    Sure, men may never experience the pain of child birth, but women will never fully appreciate the agony of a fleek. A fleek is a light flick to the testicles. The pain doesn't come at first so the target is usually happy and thinks "Ha, they missed". However, the throbbing soon starts to seep in like a cold fog rolling in at the dead of night. As the bewildering feeling spreads from the groin area, the target wants to vomit as if they were hit in the stomach with a sledge hammer. The term "fleek" was popularized during the great fleek wars from 1990 to 2000. Some say the fleek wars are still on...so guard those balls.
    I don't have balls and have not birthed a baby, but am thinking childbirth ranks above a fleek on the agony scale.
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    I found this great video on an animal rescue site - http://blog.theanimalrescuesite.com/...ign=tabletcats

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    ^LOL. The black one deserves a treat or something.

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    I'm seriously tempted to try that with my tablet but I'm worried that Misty would pick it up and run off with it, like she does with everything else she thinks should be rightfully hers!
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    First World Cat Problems







    And few First World People probs!

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    Wasn't sure if I should post this here or in one of the Krapkashian threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongirl View Post
    Wasn't sure if I should post this here or in one of the Krapkashian threads

    Lol.... I already stuck it in one of the kardashian threads.

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    Oh what a sweetheart! There is some major nom nom noms going on with Otter
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    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    Quote Originally Posted by palta View Post
    If there's an animal cuter than an otter, I don't want to know about it!
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    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    I fricking love PAM.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

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    Perhaps this one belongs in the Kartrashian thread too....

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