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    Did anyone post this funny when the movie came out? Did a search and couldn't find that it had.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nwgirl View Post
    I wasn't making fun of not knowing what it meant, just the irony in the commenters making incorrect comments cracked me up. Maybe it's cause it reminded me of years ago waiting tables. Couple came in, she ordered well done steak and prawns. I asked if she wanted it butterflied, referring to her steak. No biggie to not know what I meant, but she got this confused look on her face and her husband, very condescendingly, says "the prawns...." and she fires back, just as condescendingly, but totally serious "I think she meant the potato". I had to explain I meant the steak. Totally still makes me laugh to this day.
    I was out to eat with my crew one night, and one of my extremely country guys ordered a piece of pie. When the server asked if he wanted it a la mode he said "no thank you, ma'am but please throw a scoop of ice cream on the top if you don't mind."

    i still ill to this day hope he was joking...

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    Kevin Bacon is awesome....

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    Kid microwaves a glowstick after his dad specifically told him not to: (uploaded by an older brother - and no, Jack does not need an assistance animal after this)

    Some of my favorite lines:
    "Goddamnit, Jack!"
    "I've got to see what do do - Dingaling!"
    "Not to mention it's all over your awesome shirt!"

    Then, terrifying audio sequence:
    "It's in..... my f*ckin'...eyes!"
    "Okay, Jack."
    "Augggggghhhhhh!!!!"
    "You seem fine...."
    "Aiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!"


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    HAHA. Loved when the dad said it's all over your awesome shirt.

    I thought it was gonna be hot as fuck when he took it out of the micro.

    Love the cat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by panic View Post
    HAHA. Loved when the dad said it's all over your awesome shirt.

    I thought it was gonna be hot as fuck when he took it out of the micro.

    Love the cat!
    There was a cat?

    ETA - oh, the post above. Sorry!

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    Haha. Jack, you dumbass.
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    I got that shit in my eyes, I was 6 and it fucking burned!!!!!

    OMFG, that was amazing but I cannot ever let my son see it, he'll do that shit, but of course he'll have a much better plan...
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    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    "All over your beautiful shirt." Too funny, the comments made in the heat (no pun intended) of the moment.

    Love the cat!

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    Jimmy took some glow sticks, didn't microwave them, but cut them open and sprayed them all over the living room and turned off the light. Total awesomeness. It looked like some kind of winter wonderland. Only tripping would have made it better.
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    How funny. I think the Double Rainbow guy has them beat regarding amazement and colors, though.

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    Why You So Salty Bruh? A Chick-fil-A Manager Banned Slang At His Location | Complex
    What the hell happened to Felicia?


    Why You So Salty Bruh? A Chick-fil-A Manager Banned Slang At His Location



    Five days ago, a Reddit user uploaded a photo of a list of words banned at the Chick-fil-A he works at. The list was complied by Eric, the store's manager, and included words and phrases typically found in rap songs like "on fleek," "fam," and "bout a week ago."

    Apparently, Eric had heard enough slang from his staff and felt it didn't reflect the values of the popular restaurant chain. It's worth noting the the store's founder, Samuel Truett Cathy, was known as a deeply religious Southern Baptist which is why Chick-fil-A stores are always closed on Sundays.

    As much as it sucks that their impeding on the rights of workers to use slang, we'd much rather have employee meals than have the right to say "bae."

    [via Reddit]

    If you're like me, you're asking yourself, WTF is fleek. Others commented it is based on this vine video. I still don't get it.

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    ^those all make me LOL!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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