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    Wtf with the giraffe???
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    Last one for now, otherwise I fear that my OCD might kick in!

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    Brilliant!

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    That was great Sput. Between that and Father Guido Sarducci's 5 minute college, we could all save a lot on tuition.

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    Wheel of Fortune fails. My favorites are "Fish love", "a group of pill pushers", "ugly child", "self potato" and "miners and hoes".


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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Crimes against the English language.









    Lots more gems.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisen...nguage#14q4plz
    One of them is:


    And in the comments someone wrote

    I’m not a native English speaker, and this still made my eyes bleed. I’m still trying to understand that thing about the “lewbuttons”.

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    Louis Vuitton

    It's like the gift that keeps on giving!!!!
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    I couldn't figure out lewbuttons either.
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    I think they mean Louboutins rather than Louis Vuitton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    I couldn't figure out lewbuttons either.
    I wasn't making fun of not knowing what it meant, just the irony in the commenters making incorrect comments cracked me up. Maybe it's cause it reminded me of years ago waiting tables. Couple came in, she ordered well done steak and prawns. I asked if she wanted it butterflied, referring to her steak. No biggie to not know what I meant, but she got this confused look on her face and her husband, very condescendingly, says "the prawns...." and she fires back, just as condescendingly, but totally serious "I think she meant the potato". I had to explain I meant the steak. Totally still makes me laugh to this day.
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    A day in the life of Nero the cat.

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    ^^^^
    and my mom complains that boris is naughty!
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