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    I love Aunt Fee! I want her to get her own cooking show. Has NSFW language:


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    OMG I found the Baked Chicken recipe and its motherfucking even better!


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    Noah Ritter, the "apparently" kid:

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    i cracked up when he kept saying 'apparently' lol.

    my daughter had a sentence filler word at that age, it was 'actually'
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    ^ Mine pepper their conversation with "actually", too! For a little while they changed it to "tragically" to hilarious results.
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    Fucking clowns!!!
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    ^ things you should not google image search #6532
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    *ponders doing just that* I'm a glutten for punishment
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    Warning:

    Monty Python jokes and gallows humor re: Ebola follow. Author Richard Preston ("The Hot Zone" etc.) recently did an AMA on Reddit about the current outbreak. Excerpt:



    [–]Huck95 426 points 1 day ago
    Hey Mr. Preston, thanks for doing this AMA!
    I'll have several questions for you over the course of this, but I'll start out with one.
    To your knowledge, has any genetic processing been done to see how closely related this particular strain of Ebola Zaire is to previous outbreaks? I know we haven't seen EZ in this region before, and I was curious as to whether it was closer to say, the Mayinga strain from '76, or the strain from Kikwit in '95, or is totally different from both of those, but still classified as Ebola Zaire. Thanks!






    [–]RichardPreston[S] 625 points 1 day ago
    Great question. Yes, scientists have already done the gene sequence of this new Ebola. It's very close genetically to the Ebola Zaire species, which popped up in 1976 in Congo (Zaire). That was 2,000 miles away from West Africa where the strain is now. How did it get there? Maybe in the bodies of migrating bats infected w/ Ebola … nobody quite knows.






    [–]captain_zerg 605 points 1 day ago
    "Are you suggesting that Ebola migrates?"
    "Not at all. It could be carried."






    [–]Huck95 301 points 1 day ago
    "Could African Swallows be to blame?" :p






    [–]p5surf 200 points 1 day ago
    It could grip it by the husk






    [–]ertebolle 200 points 1 day ago
    "It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one femtogram virus!"






    [–]Mocha_Hagotdi 125 points 1 day ago
    "Wait a minute! Suppose two swallows carried it together?"






    [–]Atheist_Evolutionary 15 points 1 day ago
    "They'd just use a standard creeper."






    [–]Mehworth 8 points 1 day ago
    "strand of creeper"
    FTFY
    Also: "What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?"










    [–]MightyFox 9 points 1 day ago
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?







    [–]IDONTABIDE 2 points 1 day ago
    If they swallowed it they're definitely carrying it.







    [–]NameIdeas 2 points 1 day ago
    They'd have to have it on a line... on a petrie dish







    [–]mhass24 9 points 1 day ago
    What...are you guys even talking about?






    [–]4a4a 28 points 1 day ago
    It doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your lord and master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here.






    [–]414gobears 13 points 1 day ago
    King of the who?






    continue this thread








    [–]TheRealJape 13 points 1 day ago
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail






    [–]Mr_Evil_MSc 4 points 1 day ago
    SSSHHHHHhhhhhhhhh










    [–]anti09 5 points 1 day ago
    You should definitely watch this movie







    [–]Javin007 3 points 1 day ago
    Dude, do you even reddit?







    [–]Mocha_Hagotdi 1 point 1 day ago
    What is the capital of Assyria?






    [–]Sammguy 2 points 1 day ago
    How the hell would I Waaaaauuughhhh!













    [–]AiKantSpel -2 points 1 day ago
    A thousand people are dead and more are probably going to die and you guys are quoting Monty Python.






    [–]thefellhammer 5 points 1 day ago
    Gallows Humor: The virus stands a good chance of killing anything in its path, that's some frightening shit. Same reason people in the Armed Forces crack jokes in the middle of a deployment when they could run over an IED at a moment's notice and loose a limb. Nothing funny about that, but people joke about it. Not that regular people dealing with Ebola is anything like combat, but I think the gist is the same.







    [–]Mocha_Hagotdi 2 points 1 day ago
    Always look on the bright side of life







    [–]ps4pcxboneu 0 points 1 day ago
    A thousand is quite a small number for those parts of the world....
















    [–]Ishmelwot 1 point 1 day ago
    I watched this for the first time last weekend!










    [–]AquaticKiwi 54 points 1 day ago
    Depends on if they are laden with Ebola or not






    [–]Mocha_Hagotdi 64 points 1 day ago
    What would be their air speed velocity if they were laden?






    [–]emperormax 41 points 1 day ago
    If they're infected, their airspeed velocity would be zero in short order.






    [–]AquaticKiwi 103 points 1 day ago
    Would you say its velocity was ahem terminal?






    [–]JaneThePlain 3 points 1 day ago
    YEEEAHHH!







    [–]shylowheniwasyoung 1 point 1 day ago
    slow clap



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