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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Wait a second - just doing the math, the number of minutes in a week is 60 minutes per hour x 24 hours per day x 7 days a week. That is 10,008 minutes. So, she called him 7.8 times a minute or once every 7 seconds. Then, you add all the other stuff she sent. I don't think it's possible.

    BUT if it's true, she should receive counseling and then be promoted to Chief Operating Officer for the US Postal Service.
    I would have bet my entire life savings that you'd do the math on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    I would have bet my entire life savings that you'd do the math on this.
    But where's the accompanying pie chart?

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    That Moment At The Zoo When You Hear, 'Ma'am, There Is A Lemur On Your Baby'



    At Tanganyika Wildlife Park in Goddard, Kansas, you may, according to its website, "find yourself face to face with a kangaroo, have a giraffe eating out of your hand, or look up to a ring-tailed lemur on your shoulder." Or, in mom Angie Widener's case, discover that lemur on your 9-week-old baby's head.

    Since you aren't allowed to take strollers into the lemur exhibit, mom had brought baby Finley in in her carseat -- complete with lemur-friendly toys -- and set it on the ground. She told HuffPost over e-mail that she was watching her two older children feed the animals when she heard a stranger laugh and say, "Um, ma'am, there is a lemur on your baby."
    "I was shocked, but the zookeeper assured me she was safe, so my two older daughters and I got a few laughs and we snapped some pictures," Widener said. Pictures that have now made our day.
    I blew the tranny in my car.........thanks MsDark.

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    Germans Humiliated After Winning World Cup 6.38 Seconds Behind Schedule

    Photo Finish Sports womens sports and soccer ISSUE 5028 Jul 13, 2014



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    ‘I’m Going To Kill All Of Them,’ Whispers Little League Right Fielder to Glove




    Hubby and I used to sit in the bleachers and make up stories about the little kids in the outfield at games...this struck a chord with me!1









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    I can do my eyebrows like that little girl.
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    The video that the North Korean government (seriously) is pissed about. The even complained to Dad (China)!
    (in my opinion it really picks up at the 1:36 point)


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    I found this on YouTube and thought I would share. (Hopefully I am not doubling up)

    Published on Mar 6, 2013
    Cheers to my 88 year old Nana. Do yourselves a favor and watch this until the very last second (don't miss the ending!). Life is good, dance on-



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