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    Oh, the parallel parking one is hilarious. I laugh because I am the Queen of parallel parking. Parallel parking and skeeball. If I were to enter a Miss America pageant, those would be my talents
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    A FB friend of mine posted this in honor of the 4th:

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    Did anyone else see this guy audition for AGT this week?

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    The kid with the floaties nearly killed me! Lol

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    Her face.
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    Wait a second - just doing the math, the number of minutes in a week is 60 minutes per hour x 24 hours per day x 7 days a week. That is 10,008 minutes. So, she called him 7.8 times a minute or once every 7 seconds. Then, you add all the other stuff she sent. I don't think it's possible.

    BUT if it's true, she should receive counseling and then be promoted to Chief Operating Officer for the US Postal Service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    The kid with the floaties nearly killed me! Lol
    me too. I must have stayed on that one a good five minutes.

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    ^^^ aha! I knew it! (in reference to the 77,000 time being a hoax)

    Shark tank prank - I love it:
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