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    ^I always crack up over those. Some of my favorites are the reviews for BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen.

    Amazon.com : BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) : Ballpoint Stick Pens : Office Products

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    This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product)
    So happy they made pens for women! Now when I'm clipping coupons for groceries I can write without having to use those bulky man pens AND my husband trusts me to use these pens without supervision because the design is light enough that if it fell, it wouldn't hurt my delicate pink toes! Thanks bic! Women are becoming more independent everyday thanks to genius inventions for her!

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    This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product)
    My husband gives me an allowance so I can buy my monthly femine products. I have been saving up the change this year to buy these! I have them hidden near my sewing machine...I haven't figured out how to use them yet but they sure are pretty! After a long day of cleaning I pull them out just to enjoy life!

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    This review is from: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) (Office Product)
    Despite what this product claims, it still doesn't fit my dainty and small womanly hands. I was so excited that, after all these years, I would finally have a pen that fits my teeny, tiny, lady hands. This is just not the case.

    Also, the ink is a very masculine shade of black. I was kind of hoping for breast milk white or menstrual blood red ink.
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    Not so much funny, but cute and sweet:


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    Basic rule of Gossip Rocks: Don't be a dick.Tati
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    8 Times Paris Hilton Made Kim Kardashian Feel Like Crap

    Hard to believe, but there was a time when Kim K was Paris’ assistant and BFF.posted on June 25, 2014, at 4:07 p.m.
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    Once upon a time (aka in the early 2000s), Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton were the very best of friends.




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    And like all BFFs they did everything together…




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    …like awkwardly partying….




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    …having deep and engaging intellectual conversations with each other…




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    …and going to Oktoberfest.




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    I mean, who doesn’t travel to Germany with their BFF while dressed up like a beer maids?

    But all was not well in their friendship, because Paris was always throwing lots of shade at Kim.




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    1. Like the time she demanded that Kim clean up after her, instead of hanging out together:




    Fox Television / Via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com

    2. The time she straight-up put Kim in her place:




    Via rebloggy.com

    3. The time she treated Kim like her own personal Cinderella:





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    4. When she got Nicole Richie in on the shading:




    Via news.yahoo.com

    5. And they spread some rumors too:




    Via rebloggy.com

    6. Eventually, the (not at all for the publicity) friendship died, but Paris continued to diss her whenever she had the chance:





    Not hot, Paris. Not hot at all.

    7. As the feud grew, Paris lashed out more:





    Via teen.com

    In 2009, tabloids proclaimed there had been a truce between the two:




    Via theempressofdress.com

    But Paris had the look of revenge in her eyes:




    Via theempressofdress.com

    8. And just in case you thought it was over, Parisrecently reignited the feud when she sent out this shady tweet, with a link to an article titled “Kim Kardashian Making It the Old-Fashioned Way; On Her Back.”




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    The article has since been removed.

    But for the record, she says it was an accident ~side-eye~:

    Paris Hilton@ParisHiltonFollow

    Oops, just realized I mistakenly retweeted a story someone sent me. Hate when I leave my phone unlocked in my purse & it tweets & texts.

    3:25 AM - 11 Apr 14



    More News About Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton




    http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo...feel-like-crap



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    Paris Hilton is a useless cunt.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    I don't know. I'm torn. They both suck ass.

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    What happened that they are no longer friends?

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    he has the best moves!
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    quick question, why does everyone think florida is weird. i know fark.com even has it's own florida tag.

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    he has the best moves!
    you can't beat hedonism rick though.... rippin and tearin those ladies pussies.





    and i leave you with a troll kitten


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    Quote Originally Posted by Annika View Post
    quick question, why does everyone think florida is weird. i know fark.com even has it's own florida tag.

    Shelly knows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annika View Post
    quick question, why does everyone think florida is weird. i know fark.com even has it's own florida tag.
    Here ya go.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/reaso...craziest-state

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/52-ex...the-craziest-s

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    responsible gun ownership:

    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

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