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    Grocery Store Prankster Replaces Stodgy Wine Labels With More Hilarious Ones

    • 6/6/14 at 3:55 PM


    Because nothing's more refreshing after a long day than a nice, cold, wild otter-protected vintage.Photo: id-iom/flickr
    Nobody buys grocery store bargain wine because a self-serious label says it has "sweet rose petal notes and a lightness to the palate," so two south London "gonzo" artists, Hugo and Sholto, who confusingly go by another name, Id-iom,spiffied up five Tesco and Sainsbury's labels to see if anybody noticed, the assumption being that people would not. Maybe it's because these amazing descriptions were more or less accurate?
    Here are notes on a bottle of Shiraz.

    "Bitter clowns tears with a hint of suspicion. Great with lobster Therimdor. Best drunk in the street. Taste guide: Trouser jazz."
    Trouser jazz shiraz.Photo: id-iom/flickr

    Perhaps you're more of a Malbec person.

    "Full of tangy clagnuts with a smooth hint of disco and funk. Great with jaffa cakes. Taste guide: Studio 54."
    Funky disco.Photo: id-iom/flickr

    Sainsbury's "Blossom Hill Red":

    "A pretentious yet sensitive wine with a hint of snozzberry. Easy to down the whole bottle without realising. Great with fresh caviar."
    It is snozzberry season, after all.Photo: id-iom/flickr



    And finally, what to expect should you choose the £4.09 Soave:
    "Agile clam flavours with a suspicion of red kryptonite. Great with roadkill or clam chowder. Taste guide: P Funk."
    Clamtastic.Photo: id-iom/flickr

    "I'd like to think these will go unnoticed by the staff until some eagle-eyed customer decides to spoil my fun," one of them wrote on Flickr, back in January.
    Joker Replaces Supermarket Wine Descriptions with Funny Versions
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    People are dumb.

    The 35 Dumbest Things that have ever happened. Even if a handful of these are true, that's saying a lot. Fuck.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/we-cant-have-nice-things

    Check out a few


    6. This personís discovery of books:




    29. This personís new perfume:



    Via Twitter: @TweetGeniuses

    35. And this time travelerís discovery:








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    The hashtag one is priceless!
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    KrisNine, I came here to post that

    27 Reasons Why Old People Are The Best People On The Internet

    Some of my favorites

    1. They CARE:



    2. They get what they want:



    7. They ask Advil the hard-hitting questions:


    14. They think of you as a son:



    17. Theyíre not afraid to get deep:





    Link:http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/old-p...rock-dude?bffb

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    "sprayed his colon on me" is my new favourite expression.
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    ^^Sounds like something my old cat did when he would "express" his anal glands!

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    are those tufted vaginas?
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    You're damn right they are.
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    Someone will fuck that couch.
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    That belongs in the Bada Bing. I would so buy that for the bar area in my basement if it was sold around here, and affordable. What a conversation piece it would be!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Someone will fuck that couch.
    5 guys could fuck that couch, maybe 7 if 2 don't mind only having half a tufted vagina to play with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    Why does this remind me of Kim Kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    I found a chair to complete the room. I believe Chalet will approve.

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