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    I like the first comment under there re: Avril Lavigne that starts "let me tell you about this bitch"
    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    I want to meet Rihanna now. lmao! That's what makes it worth it to meet when they are fun loving like that.

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    I never cared much for Rhianna but I must admit these pics do make her look fun.

    RE the Avril's a bitch story....when I was real young my fave STL Cardinal was Mike Shannon. He was at a M&G back in the day and my mom took my excited 7 year old self. Stood in line for what felt like forever, and he never even looked at me. I was crushed. Have kind of hated him ever since.

    Met ZZ Top 21 yrs ago with my bestie when pregnant with daughter #1. They were awesome nice and funny. Went out of their way to take pictures with us. Bruce shook my hand at one of his concerts.

    end of story.

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    This is old, but I heard it today at work.

    Sing this song at work, or school when having a tough day.

    "Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"

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    I love Liz Climo
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    what a porno directed by wes anderson would look like:

    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

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    Everybody is somebody's baby.
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Happy Mother's Day...

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    West Seattle Crime Watch: Tale of the theft that tanked

    May 12, 2014 at 2:14 pm | In Crime, West Seattle news | 12 Comments

    Heard a bit of scanner traffic on this – stolen toilet tank? – and thought we’d misheard. However, SPD Blotter’s Jonah Spangenthal-Lee, who gets to see the reports and knows a good story when he sees one, tells the tale this afternoon:

    Seattle police are looking for a man who put the bathroom of a West Seattle
    Subway out of commission Sunday night after stealing the restaurant’s toilet,
    making off with a key, and flooding the restroom’s sink.

    According to Subway employees, the man and his family walked into the Subway
    restaurant in the 4700 block of 42nd Ave SW and ordered food around 7:45 PM.
    While employees were preparing the family’s meal, the man went into the
    Subway’s bathroom and was gone for quite some time — so long, in fact, that his
    wife knocked on the bathroom door and asked what was taking him so long. The
    man’s family then left the restaurant without him.

    A short time later, the man emerged from the bathroom carrying a large, black
    plastic garbage bag and quickly left the restaurant.

    An employee later walked into the bathroom and found the toilet tank missing.
    The employee also found the still-running bathroom sink stuffed with paper
    towels, and discovered the bathroom key had also been liberated from the
    lavatory.

    Subway staff told officers the missing toilet tank was worth $550. Officers also
    spoke to several witnesses at the scene who provided information identifying a
    possible number one suspect in the case. Southwest Precinct burglary/theft
    detectives will handle the investigation.
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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    "Pick me up, Dad!"
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