Page 238 of 294 FirstFirst ... 138188228234235236237238239240241242248288 ... LastLast
Results 3,556 to 3,570 of 4410
Like Tree7803Likes

Thread: Random funny shit

  1. #3556
    Hit By Ban Bus! rockchick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    midwest USA
    Posts
    4,427

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    I like them from my close friends! It reminds me of some wonderful memories we have together.

    This isn't a funny, but I wasn't sure where to put it... something in my eye.

    Damn you Karis!!!!! Give me a kleenex!!!!!

  2. #3557
    Elite Member Moongirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Cal-i-for-nigh-ay!
    Posts
    9,174

    Default

    Gaahhh! Ninja onion choppers strike again...!

  3. #3558
    Elite Member palta's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    9,103

    Default







    KrisNine, mjw, Air Quotes and 2 others like this.

  4. #3559
    Gold Member ADel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Posts
    1,187

    Default


  5. #3560
    Elite Member Witchywoman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    I'd like to age like sea glass.
    Posts
    5,462

    Default

    ManxMouse, Liza and gas_chick like this.

  6. #3561
    Elite Member *Kat*'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    2,311

    Default

    14 Clever Valentine Day Cards by Ben Kling


  7. #3562
    Elite Member Bellatheball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    17,107

    Default

    From our 3rd grade Girl Scout meeting yesterday:

    Girl 1: I got the name of the president I'm supposed to study for history. It's Hoover!
    Girl 2: I got JFK!
    Girl 3: I'm just glad I didn't get Obama.
    Me: Why not?
    Girl 3: Well, it's a history report and he's still alive so how do I write about his history?
    Me: Well, he's the first African American president. That's pretty historic.
    Girl 1: Yeah, and if you had him, you could write about his daughters!
    Girl 2: Or his puppy!
    Girl 4: Or how he spies on us everywhere we go!
    sluce, darksithbunny and BoogsBun like this.

  8. #3563
    Elite Member MsDark's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Northwest MS/Memphis TN
    Posts
    31,578
    gas_chick likes this.
    My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex

    "I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin

  9. #3564
    Elite Member funky_chicken's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    in Charlie's Chocolate Factory
    Posts
    4,807

    Default

    Heineken has some pretty good commercials; but this one is hilarious! It's their response to anyone with doubts on the authenticity of their spots.

    -

  10. #3565
    Super Moderator twitchy2.0's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Milliways
    Posts
    59,734

    Default

    "But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin

  11. #3566
    Elite Member Honeythorn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Death Valley~Middle Earth, Califas
    Posts
    3,332

    Default

    Gary Oldman covers Pitbull's "Timber"


  12. #3567
    Elite Member louiswinthorpe111's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Middle America
    Posts
    13,934

    Default



    Yeah, this is me in so many, many ways....
    gas_chick and *Kat* like this.
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

  13. #3568
    Elite Member louiswinthorpe111's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Middle America
    Posts
    13,934

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Seems to be a lot a questionable areas in Memphis!
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

  14. #3569
    Elite Member MsDark's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Northwest MS/Memphis TN
    Posts
    31,578

    Default

    It's got some cool areas. Is anywhere really safe? If you aren't loaded with cash and want at least the illusion of safety, then you move northeast of the 240 loop (donut shops and "sane" people eating sushi) or south. South of Memphis that is, past the state line (where I live).

    Where it says bloods, crips, gangs, slums, ghetto or hood is where I go in the course of my job every week. I like to live dangerously.
    Last edited by MsDark; February 14th, 2014 at 01:54 PM.
    My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex

    "I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin

  15. #3570
    Elite Member gas_chick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    43,854

    Default

    Our satellite office in Memphis is rather close to Graceland or the ghetto so I didn't run upon the cool areas when I had to go for work.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 11
    Last Post: April 29th, 2009, 06:29 AM
  2. Are the funny pages funny?
    By buttmunch in forum News
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: February 14th, 2006, 08:17 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •