If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have big balls, forget about it. This is a true story that happened recently at a wedding at Clemson, South Carolina, USA.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 well-to-do guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom, southern gentleman that he was, got up on stage at the microphone to make his speech. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, overseas even, to support he and his bride at their wedding.
He made sure that the brides maids and maid of honour understood how much he appreciated their efforts at looking so beautiful. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family for organising such a splendid reception and spread.
He wanted to thank every guest for coming and bringing such nice gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a gift from him and told the guests to find the manilla envelope taped under their chair, and to open it. Inside the manilla envelope was an 8x10 colour photograph of his best man having sex with the bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them.)
He stood there and watched people's reactions, and listened to the hushed gossip for a couple of minutes. He turned to the best man and said "Fuck you, I hope the brides father sues you for the cost of this afternoon!" Then he turned to the bride and said "…and fuck you as well. Oh, I see that's been done. I suggest you have yourself checked out at a clinic. Soon!" then turning to the guests he said "Sorry folks, I'm out of here, but by all means, eat, drink, and be merry. It's all free!"
He had the marriage annulled the next day. While most of us would have broken it off immediately after we found out about the affair, this guy goes through with in anyway.
His revenge: making the bride's parents pay for a three hundred guest wedding and reception, including all her friends, family, grandparents, etc. and entertaining all of his own friends, family, grandparents, etc. including a couple of invited journalists who were clued up on the issues at hand.
Having the opportunity to explain to everyone exactly what did happen, why he annulled the wedding, and trashing the bride's and best man's reputations all in one go, with accompanying photographs in the two local newspapers in the Sunday morning edition. Priceless!