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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post

    i love it!

    and i totally want to have dirty jewish sex with shia laboeuf too.

    DEAR GOD, I WOULD LIKE SHIA LABEOUF TO HAVE DIRTY JEWISH SEX WITH ME FOREVER AND EVER AND THAT IS ALL THAT I WANT.
    FOREVER, THOUGH. IT CAN’T STOP.
    EVER.
    THANK YOU FOR THE EARTH AND THE SUN AND THE INTERNET AND SHIA LABEOUF. YOU ARE THE BEST.
    AMEN.
    I can't see that picture but when i hear this, its said by Sojita....
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    it's a little kitten kneeling and praying to heaven. go to the link, it's worth it. these are all awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I can't see that picture but when i hear this, its said by Sojita....
    And replace "Shia LeBoeuf" with "Colin Farrell"

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    soj wants to fuck shia too...
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    Ew.
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    You know, a few years ago I would have said Soj had good taste. Shia's gotten kinda grotty in the past year or so, though.

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    ^^^ LOL I met a woman several years back who has been married for more than 40 years. Someone in the group commented about sex after so many years and all the changes in the body.... The older women just got a knowing smile and softly said, "sometimes, you are fucking a memory." This is a very proper woman. We all died of laughter. Soj can fuck the memory of good Shia.
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    Now that is fantastic Sluce.

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    Malibu Barbie was the best Barbie!
    YOU’RE SO DELUDED BY OPPRESSIVE WHITE WESTERN BEAUTY IDEALS YOU CAN’T SEE THE INHERENT ELEGANCE OF YOUR OWN FEATURES!
    Shut up you have dumb hair!
    OH MY GOD ASIAN CHICKS ARE SUCH BITCHES!
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    Two little girls doing super bass on youtube. apparently it was so popular that they wound up on Ellen where Nicki Minaj joined them for the performance (that's the second youtube link). It just cracks me up when the little one singing takes a breath and the little one beats her drums!
    Nicki Minaj - Super Bass By Sophia Grace Brownlee - YouTube

    Nicki Minaj Sings 'Super Bass' with Sophia Grace (Full Version) - YouTube
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post

    Malibu Barbie was the best Barbie!
    YOU’RE SO DELUDED BY OPPRESSIVE WHITE WESTERN BEAUTY IDEALS YOU CAN’T SEE THE INHERENT ELEGANCE OF YOUR OWN FEATURES!
    Shut up you have dumb hair!
    OH MY GOD ASIAN CHICKS ARE SUCH BITCHES!

    *dies laughing*
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    @Mel1973, those girls are over the top fantastic! Right down to the moves! Wow!
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    What Kind of Welfare, Witchcraft Hocus Pocus Hoedown is this?!

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