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    ^^ LOL - my cat loves to knock jewlery off my dresser - I have found necklaces in the hall - earrings in the bathroom. Glad he does not ingest the earrings!
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    My first cat was a real bugger for knocking things off - all except a pair of exceptionally ugly cat ornaments I'd been given. We put them in all her favourite places and the little shit just wouldn't oblige. She'd step over them, around them, everything but knock them off. In the end I dropped them myself and blamed her. The cat we have now isn't a pusher but I do seem to spend a crazy amount of time looking to see what she's done with the smallest of the matryoshka (stacking dolls) my OH brought back from Russia. It seems that poor old Lenin is just the right size to be picked up and carried off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzyGirl View Post
    ^^ LOL - my cat loves to knock jewlery off my dresser - I have found necklaces in the hall - earrings in the bathroom. Glad he does not ingest the earrings!
    My lovebird throws pens, makeup, any items that are on the computer desk that he can find in order to get my attention. Maybe it's his way of telling me to clean up the mess! He also likes to jump on the keyboard, hence the many edits that I have to do!
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    WARNING! Do not watch with or after food!

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    Double posting because it would only let me embed one video at a time. This one is even worse. I made it to the end without puking, but only just.

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    Yes I did!
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    JFC how unclean are these people. How do you have a zit of that size for 25 fucking years?!?!
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    So, does anyone fancy some cottage cheese after watching the second one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Double posting because it would only let me embed one video at a time. This one is even worse. I made it to the end without puking, but only just.

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    How do I find these people and mash the hell outta their monster zits?
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    I honestly think I'm going to hurl. As if that barftastic video wasn't enough, I watched the exorcism of the 25 year old blackhead. I'm going to lay down in the fetal position now and try to not puke.
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    Where's that Nope Nope Nope octopus when I need it...
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