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    ^^That was actually a fascinating story, and I am happy the owners listened to the dogs behavior so the abuse was stopped.
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    LAWD, Lysol used to be advertised as a feminine hygiene product?! I'm not a woman and even I know that couldn't have been good for a vagina.







    http://www.cracked.com/article_19644...-products.html


    The next time you get the chance, take a look at the warning label on a bottle of Lysol. The first one that catches the eye is "Do not spray on skin." A close second: "Extremely flammable."

    Now, let's play a fun game: Bearing these in mind, see if you can read the rest of this entry without cringing.

    Boy, are you doomed to fail.

    The Original Use:

    There really is no way to put this gently: Lysol used to be peddled as a genital disinfectant for the ladies.

    When the product first came out in the 1920s, it was marketed as a feminine hygiene product and, we kid you not, a form of birth control by way of vaginal douching. Lysol ads proclaimed a plethora of benefits for pretty much every gynecological need, making claims that were 100 percent, natural horseshit. The ads were, however, backed up by a bunch of prominent European doctors no one had ever heard about (because they were completely made up). The American Medical Association eventually called the makers of Lysol out, but by then their product had already been the leading form of female birth control from 1930 to 1960's.

    The obvious problem that somehow got completely ignored for decades was that Lysol is very much a caustic poison. If you apply it to your skin, which more or less all the women were doing for freaking 30 years, it burns and itches like there is no tomorrow. Which they of course attempted to cure by applying more Lysol. Which got exactly as ugly as you imagine, to the point where words like "severe inflammation" and "fatal" get thrown around.


    After the AMA finally put the cork on the genital Lysol, what was left of the company was acquired by Sterling Drug in 1967. The new owners took a look at what had been going on and, presumably after some violent retching, decided to actually take the product's beneficial side (being a kind of good, if poisonous, disinfectant) and apply it to uses it was best suited for (anything that is not a living thing, and especially not a vagina). Lysol found a new life as a cleaner and disinfectant, and scores of confused women found themselves living in a world where they suddenly had to clean floors with something they had been using to clean something else altogether for years. Something that was now clearly marked as being highly toxic.

    Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_19644...#ixzz2fADyXr28
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    Oh yeah, there's a whole line of lysol douche ads. Incredible.
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    Maybe it was a different formulation, watered down, something different than the full-on toxic chemical spray we know today? It had to be right, wouldn't the doc's offices have been filled with flaming vaginas? Just grasping at straws here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    ^^That was actually a fascinating story, and I am happy the owners listened to the dogs behavior so the abuse was stopped.
    It was indeed but a dog on a phone is fucking funny.
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    I remember being told to squirt Lysol mixed with water on my stitches after giving birth. I was seriously WTF but I did know someone who mixed her own Lysol douches.
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    This vid was funny to me because back when I was a more churchgoing person, I heard some choirs that would remix popular songs and turn them into church music. And if you're familiar with the song this one is based on, you'll understand why the old lady in the choir is cutting and rolling her eyes the whole time and why some folks in the audience are looking so uncomfortable and mad:



    Even the creator of this series, Issa Rae (playing one of the choir members) looks like she's snickering and trying to keep from cracking up towards the end of the video.
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    OMG,Hustle! Lawd have mercy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    OMG,Hustle! Lawd have mercy.

    Literally! Remember when I told y'all about the time I went to some church here where the praise team remade "No Ordinary Love" by Sade during the opening and started doing the electric slide towards the end of service?
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    that made me literally LOL
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    That was brilliant!

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