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    I only scored a 10. Pure as the driven snow compared to you Satanic sluts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I notice they missed Gossp Rocks. Just an oversight I am sure.
    For sure.
    Romans 1:29

    They were filled with all manner of unrighteousness, evil, covetousness, malice. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, maliciousness. They are gossips.

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    Who was they, the witches? BURN THEM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    For sure.
    Romans 1:29

    They were filled with all manner of unrighteousness, evil, covetousness, malice. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, maliciousness. They are gossips.
    Well at least it didn't say "middle aged" in there...
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    Scored an 18. Time to strut.

    But aren't we supposed to "fornicate"; ya know, that whole "be fruitful and multiply" bullshit?
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    LOTR lol, I'm doomed
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    Hell seems like much more fun anyway. Plus I like it hot.
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    the last one made me laugh twice - at first I thought the joke was "Slow Children at Play".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    LOTR lol, I'm doomed
    The precious.


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    on the whole "going to hell" deal ... it's confusing that they lump "necromancer" in there... isn't prayer basically necromancing?
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    I'm not sure we have the same definition of prayer.
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    Errrmmmm, who the hell are you praying to?
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    oh - ok ...so taken literally and in it's most simplistic form necromancy is praying to the dead. You could define that as Jesus and Saints and those who have passed. See - it's all in the semantics!!!

    Now I feel like I need some holy water. BRB!

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