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  1. August 20th, 2013, 07:27 AM #2851
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Mel I have a pisces kid I can't say they are the ugliest anymore! matter of fact all the signs we said were the worst I gotta kid in, pisces, cancer and scorpio!
    HA! I believe that's what you call "Karma"!!! hahahaha
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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  2. August 20th, 2013, 09:38 AM #2852
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  3. August 20th, 2013, 11:44 AM #2853
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    You're all going to hell.




    I scored a 15.
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  4. August 20th, 2013, 12:09 PM #2854
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    Who knew that yoga and postmodernism were portals to hell? The more you know...
    What I really want to know is whether it makes your poop glow in the dark after eating it! ~ Kittylady
  5. August 20th, 2013, 12:14 PM #2855
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    well... I AM into rebirthing!
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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  6. August 20th, 2013, 12:18 PM #2856
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    Vegetarianism? Seriously? The Apostle Paul even wrote that people can eat what they want re: meat or no meat.
    Lord of the Rings? Just ignore all that Christian symbolism....
  7. August 20th, 2013, 12:25 PM #2857
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    I KNEW vegetarians were evil hellspawn!
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    Ha I scored a 14. That's barely burning in hell.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
  9. August 20th, 2013, 12:51 PM #2859
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    Halloween and Harry Potter? Joy suckers.
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    Some make sense: Scientology, New Age, Harry Potter, D&D, and of course Twilight.
    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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  11. August 20th, 2013, 01:27 PM #2861
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    *crawls into the helltub with the rest of you*

    Relaxes the muscles...
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway
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    This list should come with a dictionary. How are you supposed to know what to do if you don't know what they are? Lycanthropy, Backmasking, Fornicati...(oh wait I know what that one is).
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    Lycanthrope = werewolves
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Team Jacob? Going to hell!
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  15. August 20th, 2013, 05:05 PM #2865
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    I notice they missed Gossp Rocks. Just an oversight I am sure.
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