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    Man, do I ever need a lifetime supply of "Shittens" at my house.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

    - Mark Twain

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    "Tão estranho carregar uma vida inteira no corpo, e ninguém suspeitar dos traumas, das quedas, dos medos, dos choros."
    Caio Fernando Abreu

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    Lobelia, msdeb, Air Quotes and 3 others like this.
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    You will never know how long I just laughed at that. Omg, it hits me hard - can NOT handle twisted anything
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    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    i've made myself so freaking mad trying to untwist those SOB's.
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    How in the hell does that happen? I know when I bought the damn car, none of the belts were twisted! Trying to talk the husband into getting another because of that shit.

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    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    "What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum

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    holy shit, that's hilarious!



    All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


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    "A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce

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    Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy!

    1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

    2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

    3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

    5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

    6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

    7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

    8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

    9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

    10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'.

    11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (ever been to K MART)

    12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

    13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..

    14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

    15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

    16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

    17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I'm normally not into horoscopes but, as a Taurus, it's rather terrifying how accurate this is.

    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    leo's pretty dead on too lol *waits for Mel heeheheh
    eh, fuck you! i thought about denying it, but what's the point? I AM egotistical. Better to be egotistical than a Pisces... I believe WE decided that a Pisces is ALWAYS the uglies person in the room *coughMYRAcough*

    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    We need a couple of Leos and Scorpios to step up to really test the accuracy.
    it's only half right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    I'm afraid we count as proof.
    yeah, that's tragic... you three are the same sign... *sniggers*
    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    Hey look at me!!! I"m a Gemini
    yeah, you are!
    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Mel's a Leo so like I said that shit is spot on lmao
    SHUTTY!
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    As I am not kin to Mel, I think I'll leave that one the hell alone



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    (but yea, that seals it)
    I would compliment you on being smarter than shedevil but... well, I've seen 3 day old turds that are smarter...
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    I'm a Leo. My birthday is on the 21st. Wuzzup, WUZZUP!
    oh, a selfie! I love those!
    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Aries: representing selfish pricks everywhere.
    good for you!
    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    OMG... I canNOT stand that! I would have to take somehting and just completely cut that out of the car - no more passengers!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    You will never know how long I just laughed at that. Omg, it hits me hard - can NOT handle twisted anything
    ditto that!
    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    i've made myself so freaking mad trying to untwist those SOB's.
    I can't even look at that picture. it makes me want to run check my car!
    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    How in the hell does that happen? I know when I bought the damn car, none of the belts were twisted! Trying to talk the husband into getting another because of that shit.
    It's very simple: it's your children!
    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    top o' the muffin to you!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    twitchy molests my signature!

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    Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

    Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

    "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon.

    "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits.
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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Mel I have a pisces kid I can't say they are the ugliest anymore! matter of fact all the signs we said were the worst I gotta kid in, pisces, cancer and scorpio!
    Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel

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