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    My daughter lost her last baby pre-molar a couple of days ago and was saving it in a little plastic bag. I found out when my kids had come back from camp today that I had put my son's Pringles in the same bag and then stuck it in his lunch. He almost threw it away. By the way, even though he's pretty squeamish, he still ate all the chips.....
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    As I Pisces, I will say, I am NOT a bimbo. And only whiny one week out of the month.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

    "Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    We need a couple of Leos and Scorpios to step up to really test the accuracy.
    I'm a Leo. My birthday is on the 21st. Wuzzup, WUZZUP!
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    Since I am on the Aquarius/Pisces cusp, I guess I will settle being a perverted, whiny psychopath.

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    "A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    Tears raining down my cheeks!

    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    That's the damn stuff of nightmares...or a random weekday down under.
    I can ignore that, because of your failure to capitalise - Down Under.

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    We need a couple of Leos and Scorpios to step up to really test the accuracy.
    I'd deny being an obsessive bitch... but Scorpios are also honest to a fault.

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    OMG! Far sighted kitteh is adorable!

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    I've seen this before, maybe here. Still cracks me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Representing the Virgos! Yup that's me (but it forgot control freak)
    They also missed off temperamental and argumentative (Yes, I'm a Virgo too).
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    Aries: representing selfish pricks everywhere.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

    - Mark Twain

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    I don't remember if I've posted this one here yet or not, but this is so totally my dog. She is firm in her belief that her barking at the window is the only thing keeping us alive.
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    This little bastard melts my heart:
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    Learn to speak English!


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    Brookie and gas_chick like this.

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    Caio Fernando Abreu

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    "A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce

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