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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    Maybe I'm only speaking for myself, but "if your dog does a poo" sounds like baby talk. I notice this a lot with British English (with the sarnies, wellies, mince 'n tatties, etc. bleurgh) Humorous, butnot something you'd ever see on a public sign in the U.S. It'd be more like "dispose of your dog's waste"--more puritan and no-nonsense like.
    Really? Because it sounds like English to me. I think saying "poo" is no-nonsense - it is what it is, no beating around the bush saying "please pick up after your dog" like he's left some empty beer bottles and a few cigarette butts lying around. I get what you're saying about not using humour on public signs but us Aussies are not exactly known for our formality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Really? Because it sounds like English to me. I think saying "poo" is no-nonsense - it is what it is, no beating around the bush saying "please pick up after your dog" like he's left some empty beer bottles and a few cigarette butts lying around. I get what you're saying about not using humour on public signs but us Aussies are not exactly known for our formality.
    We can be very prissy. As far as cigarette butts or beer bottles,that would apply too. I do have a French Poodle. Drinks and smokes like a fiend.
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    Also, if we said poo, we wouldn't usually say "does a poo", we'd say, "if your dog poops/pooped".
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    I like does a poo much better.
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    Ohhh ok I get the coathangers now. Derp! Thanks guys

    People will go for a poo too I don't see anything wrong with using that sort of language, particularly on a sign where you're trying to get people to do something without pissing them off. "Pick up your dog's shit, you lazy bastard" is what it translates to.

    Manx as someone who uses words like wellies and tatties on a regular basis, I can assure you it doesn't sound like baby talk! Maybe you need to visit for a bit and we'll have you speaking properly in no time
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    I thought it would be "has a poo".
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    Maybe you'd hear someone say I'm going to have a piss but they're usually really drunk. When we were kids knocking on the bathroom door it would be hurry up, I need to do a wee. But we don't really say take as in take a dump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    If your dog "does a poo"??????? WTF kinda Fringlish is THAT?
    my 9yr old said that she needed to poo and it stuck we all say that shit now
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    I love that one
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    Poor little guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    I thought it would be "has a poo".
    I use had a poo, does a poo, goes for a poo, needs a poo. I'm quite poo versatile, really.
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