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    ^^ omg. That took a second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by o0Amber0o View Post
    Found a couple of great ones that I haven't seen in here yet while pinning...
    So relatable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Underwear should cover that.

    I used to live around the corner from this park! Cute pooch too.
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    If your dog "does a poo"??????? WTF kinda Fringlish is THAT?
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    Aussies speak a different language from the rest of us.

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    Aussies speak a different language from the rest of us.
    Don't know what ya talking about... eh?
















    And computer about to time out, so:

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    Looks more like Russia. We don't get snow like that.

    In response to your koala... http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bea...f1_4406464.png
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    oh where i grew up in canada we did. i remember one time not being able to open my front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    If your dog "does a poo"??????? WTF kinda Fringlish is THAT?
    I don't know what you mean, and this time I'm serious. Don't dogs do poos?
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    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    So relatable.



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    I don't get why "if your dog does a poo" is wrong. That's the way I say it and as i'm closest to Englandshire - home of English - I am right. I have to send the misnamed animals to my wee sis, she'll love it.

    I feel like a spud but what's the window sticker with the coat hangers?
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    ^two abortions.
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    It's like one of those awful stick figure families but, instead of kids, they've had two abortions!

    Edit: and fgg beat me to it!

    I think the poo thing sounds odd because the language here is fairly puritanical. Nobody would really say the word poo let alone put it on a sign. It would be more likely to be "please pick up after your dog" with the bodily function merely implied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    I don't get why "if your dog does a poo" is wrong. That's the way I say it and as i'm closest to Englandshire - home of English - I am right. I have to send the misnamed animals to my wee sis, she'll love it.

    I feel like a spud but what's the window sticker with the coat hangers?
    Maybe I'm only speaking for myself, but "if your dog does a poo" sounds like baby talk. I notice this a lot with British English (with the sarnies, wellies, mince 'n tatties, etc. bleurgh) Humorous, but not something you'd ever see on a public sign in the U.S. It'd be more like "dispose of your dog's waste"--more puritan and no-nonsense like.

    Oh and the coat hangers symbolize the couple's abortions rather than their children. Because too many people here put stick figures bumper stickers on their car to represent their family. Lol?

    eta: ....and beaten to it, never mind!
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