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    He is actually quite cute. He's 6'2, has a very sweet face. But I'm glad we didn't. I definitely just wanted to get laid and I reckon that could have caused trouble in the future as he is a friend, blah blah blah.
    Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama

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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    He is actually quite cute. He's 6'2, has a very sweet face. But I'm glad we didn't. I definitely just wanted to get laid and I reckon that could have caused trouble in the future as he is a friend, blah blah blah.
    Hmmm. That means there will be other chances.
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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    Default Sad Cat Diary

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    I especially love that mournful music. Just perfect! So now I know what all you cat owners really are. The Authorities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Speaking as a redheaded female I have to tell you have more chance of finding rocking horse shit than a hot ginger man.
    Beg to differ, I have one sitting right next to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoDayButToday View Post
    Beg to differ, I have one sitting right next to me.
    You had better grill him and make sure where he was the night of the 12th. Levitt is a Vamp.
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    Oh that sad cat diary was great.

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    The Sad Cat Diary had me cracking up until the shut bedroom door part - my kitty recently got infested with fleas and since I've been treating him he's not allowed in the bedroom, the whole situation make me terribly sad for him and that video made it worse!!
    All you can do at life is play along and hope that sometimes you get it right.

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    Our cat's name is Kittious (as in Darth Kittious, because she is a solid black American Bombay) and we call her Piteous Kittious because the moment her food dish is empty, she cries with such sorrow! I like to quote Ursula the Sea Witch at her. "Oh dear, are you simply wasting away!?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Our cat's name is Kittious (as in Darth Kittious, because she is a solid black American Bombay) and we call her Piteous Kittious because the moment her food dish is empty, she cries with such sorrow! I like to quote Ursula the Sea Witch at her. "Oh dear, are you simply wasting away!?"
    I would LOVE to hear an audio clip of this!

    I wonder how many people have entered this shop and said, "Hi, I'm just here to use the bathroom!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    You had better grill him and make sure where he was the night of the 12th. Levitt is a Vamp.
    I would be, if only my friends weren't so full of "respect" for me. I have no idea how I've managed to make them respect me.
    Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama

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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    I would be, if only my friends weren't so full of "respect" for me. I have no idea how I've managed to make them respect me.
    I use fear...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I use fear...
    Beats cleavage everytime.
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    cleavage won't get respect, it'll get you a second look... and then you employ the fear!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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