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    What the hell is WRONG with you people?
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    ^^ An obvious latent breastfeeding issue.

    In all seriousness, I have to pee as soon as I arrive anywhere. No matter if I go before I leave the house and I've only driven 10 minutes to the store. I will need to go as soon as I get there.

    Maybe I have the urge to mark all territory as mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    ^^ An obvious latent breastfeeding issue.

    In all seriousness, I have to pee as soon as I arrive anywhere. No matter if I go before I leave the house and I've only driven 10 minutes to the store. I will need to go as soon as I get there.

    Maybe I have the urge to mark all territory as mine.
    That must get annoying.

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    I have to pee anytime I get anywhere, too My friends are so used to it, they actually plan around it now. "We'll get there and then find the bathroom..."
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    hahahahahaha omg
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post

    In all seriousness, I have to pee as soon as I arrive anywhere. No matter if I go before I leave the house and I've only driven 10 minutes to the store. I will need to go as soon as I get there.

    Maybe I have the urge to mark all territory as mine.
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    I have to pee anytime I get anywhere, too My friends are so used to it, they actually plan around it now. "We'll get there and then find the bathroom..."

    I'm so glad I'm not alone in this! Before we leave the house I have to pee (the Bloke and BFF have learned to allow for this and never expect to get straight out of the house without me having to pee) and then when I get to where we're going I'm straight into the nearest ladies loo. On long trips even seeing a sign for motorway services is enough to start my bladder twitching.

    ETA: Did either of you feel the need to nip to the bathroom after writing your posts? Just me? Ok then...
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    *hands out depends*
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    Wow. I'm glad I only need to poop at the library. Having to pee everywhere you go would be really annoying. I only go to the library once an eon.
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    I hate dropping my load in public toilets. Peeing is fine but I'll hold on to a turd like a Kardashian holding on to a famewhoring manual until I can get home. I blame 6 portaloos between 500 people at bike rallies for that.
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    Whenever I come in the front door of my own house, make way, I need a clear path to the bathroom. Also, whenever I get on the phone. For short conversations, I can restrain it. My mother has heard me pee over the phone, though.
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    Yeah, I know it is at least somewhat psychological because sometimes I've JUST gone and I still need to go when I get to where I'm going Maybe it is unintentional conditioning leftover from potty training my kids.
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