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    One of my all-time favorite movies - Alien 2 - turned into a 60-second cartoon:

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    PONDERISMS
    (some things to think about, but not too seriously)

    I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

    There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . The quick and the dead.

    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

    Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . .

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    Dafuq did I just read!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Lol, I thought I was the only weirdo that that happened to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Um, I will embarrass myself and admit that this happens to me. Not in bookstores but in libraries, where the books are old. My theory has always been that I have a mental association between having to poop and the smell of old books because my mother would sit me on the little kid potty with a book.
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    You are all crazy, every single one of you.
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    I do not dispute that for a minute
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    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    It doesn't happen to me but it makes perfect sense.

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    Well if you're crouching or squatting down to browse a lower shelf--that's pooping posture so I can see it triggering the urge. You've assumed the position so your body is ready to go!

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    For me, seriously it's the smell of the books.
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    Freaks.
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    ^ Can all of you freaks please not come to the bookstore I work at ? I can't handle anyone feeling the need to take a poop in one of the rows of trashy erotica and manga books

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    And if you end up in a bookstore and need to poo, Whatever you do, DO NOT bring a book with you into the bathroom. George will tell ya.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    but you should take your shirt off while pooping...
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