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    Montage of the great Gary Oldman losing his sh*t:


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    Thursday, March 28th 2013
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    Video captures bumbling burglary suspect - YouTube


    If Fatty Arbuckle was resurrected to star in a reboot of Ocean's 11, this is what it would look like.

    The police in Redding, CA are asking the public to be on the lookout for a thieving buffoon with a gunt like no other. (Side note: Nothing will make you feel secure in the police like them asking you to help them catch a complete idiot.) The FUPA Bandit's streak of terror began earlier this month when he tried to rob Kent Market. After casing the joint (he probably saw that on a TruTV movie), he put on a masterful disguise (a pantyhose mask) and threw a rock at the glass door. The alarm went off and the Benny Hill music started playing. He ran off, tripped, got up, pulled up his pajama pants and kept on a running. When he pulled up his pajama pants, I fell in love.
    If the police really wanted to catch him, they'd just set up a sting operation (a sub sandwich on a park bench). No, he'd never fall for it. He's a professional criminal. Dude is such a master of disguise that I bet that's not even a home grown front butt. It's probably a pillow baby. Oh, shit. Beyonce should check her closet right about now.
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    I love the "Before text messages..." one! I had bags of notes until I was about 21 or 22. I moved and tossed them. Oh, I wish I had those notes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    I was laughing and cringing at the same time when I heard this prank call. She was hostile from the moment she answered the phone. AND she's watching kids with that vulgar mouth?!

    I just now got to hear this. A woman after my own heart.
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    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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    Wow, how creepy they all look.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Thanks Twitchy, I now feel vaguely nauseous
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

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    So you don't want to look at the prostate exam simulator?
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    This cracked me up!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Montage of the great Gary Oldman losing his sh*t:

    I love Gary Oldman. He just never looks the same, but is always fantastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    This cracked me up!


    LOL! Toe that finger up. Devil won this round. Shake it off baby, shake it off!

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    Oh, Kung Fu grandpa at the Food Lion cracks me up!

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    The Drunk Baby! She's the secular sister of the Lawd Baby.
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