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    The hell?
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Choozen is invisible.

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

    -- Stephen Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by choozen1ne View Post

    Quoted for truth
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    Wonderful English from Around the World




    Cocktail lounge, Norway:

    LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.


    Doctors office, Rome:
    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


    Dry cleaners, Bangkok:

    DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.


    In a Nairobi restaurant:
    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.


    On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:

    TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.


    On a poster at Kencom:

    ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.


    In a City restaurant:

    OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.


    In a cemetery:

    PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.


    Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:

    GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.


    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

    OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.


    In a Tokyo bar:

    SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.


    Hotel, Yugoslavia:

    THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


    Hotel, Japan:

    YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


    In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

    YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.


    A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:

    IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.


    Hotel, Zurich:

    BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.


    Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?


    Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

    WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.



    A laundry in Rome:

    LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
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    There's a sign in front of a local shop that could be on that list. It reads: "for gifts she won't pretend to like"
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    I'm not sure if I've related this or not, but when we first moved here (to our house in the country north of Atlanta) there was a house down the road with a sign in the yard that said, "Lawn Cuting".

    It was a source of some chuckling from my husband and I for the first two years or so. Then, one day, they repainted.

    It now says, "Grass Cuting".

    It's like someone told them their sign was wrong and they couldn't figure out why.
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    But you will have a damn cute lawn when they're finished.

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

    -- Stephen Hawking

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    Maybe they just come over and plant clover, shamrocks and stick a few gnomes in your flower beds.
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
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    This newly opened Equality House is located right across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church. Couldn't have picked a better location.

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    Ha! I love it. You know it's pissing those racist assholes off.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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    Westboro Equality House: Aaron Jackson Paints Rainbow Home Across From Anti-Gay Church

    That is the link to the article if you all are interested.
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    "I don't know what hammer time is, or how it differs from regular time"

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