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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Leave Taylor ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    no. and as much as I'm against slut shaming... yesterday, I heard a song about Taylor on Howard Stern called "I Can Never, Ever, Ever Keep My Legs Together"... and I laughed... and sang it to other people later.
    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Yeah? What about Mel. Isn't she blonde??
    What about shutting the fuck up and applying your blue rinse before I crack you in the head with my pistol?
    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    What the fuck is wrong being blonde?
    nothing... brunettes (and blue hairs) are just hating...
    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Yes Mel is blonde lol there is nothing wrong with being blonde I'm just NOT
    you're damn straight there isn't.
    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I always picture Mel as a red head.
    I've done red hair... it actually DOES work on me. Goes well with my natural pastiness.
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    I never get a good thought on Mel's hair, I can't seem to look past the firearm.
    focus harder!
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    LOL for real!



    A. If it's a jacket around her waist, where the fuck was Mickey's head supposed to be stuck, in her tits or her back???
    B. I love the Naan bread...
    C. God I'm easy to amuse

    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    And you infracted me for singing Take My Breath Away? Shenanigans!
    She should go infract herself... she's certainly got me enough.

    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    Sorry if I already posted this but our dealer just came through and it reminded me of this pic.

    I fucking knew it and they have kids peddeling this shit for christ sakes will someone please think of the children
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    Last edited by Mel1973; March 12th, 2013 at 09:24 AM.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    П(_)П
    twitchy molests my signature!

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    I'm thinking that Alexei must be a huge, scary-looking dude that he is still alive after all of this. My favorite is the minivan he basically plows onto the grass

    "Bus driver Alexei Volkov. aka "The Punisher," is famous in Russia for exacting revenge on the rude drivers in the city of Zelenograd by simply not slowing down when they cut him off. Volkov claims to have been involved in more than 100 accidents in his career and the clips from his dashcam."

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    I love the text from dog ones omg
    Last edited by shedevilang; March 12th, 2013 at 02:59 PM. Reason: i found a funny
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    That bus driver does what we all wish we could do.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    Interesting that it's all men getting out of the cars after cutting someone off.
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    (Replying to MontanaMama) This is some of the smartest shit I ever read

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    no. and as much as I'm against slut shaming... yesterday, I heard a song about Taylor on Howard Stern called "I Can Never, Ever, Ever Keep My Legs Together"... and I laughed... and sang it to other people later.
    I can't get this song outta my head.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    And you infracted me for singing Take My Breath Away? Shenanigans!
    Indeed! And Twitchy should just be grateful she's not in the UK as we currently have two different adverts on TV using that song.
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    You poor poor things.
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    It's freaking awesome, I love that song!
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

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    Dad (of the year, as far as I'm concerned) hacked Donkey Kong game so that his daughter could play as Pauline and save Mario, instead. This helpful guy even created a downloadable patch so that other people could do it. More heartwarming than funny:

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    I wonder what the speed record is for getting across it!

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    It hasn't been built. It's just a concept at this stage.
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