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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Don't dictate that newspaper ad over the phone.

    It's like the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode when the obit read 'beloved cunt' instead of 'aunt'
    It's no longer a dog whistle, it's a fucking trombone


    All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


    If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator

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    Love that show!
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Best if read aloud
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    love love love
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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    "I don't know what hammer time is, or how it differs from regular time"

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    The reverse of exploiting camera angles to make yourself look hotter.
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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    "Tão estranho carregar uma vida inteira no corpo, e ninguém suspeitar dos traumas, das quedas, dos medos, dos choros."
    Caio Fernando Abreu

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    WTF parrot. OMG - the third try is comedy platinum:

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    "Tão estranho carregar uma vida inteira no corpo, e ninguém suspeitar dos traumas, das quedas, dos medos, dos choros."
    Caio Fernando Abreu

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    Sorry if I already posted this but our dealer just came through and it reminded me of this pic.


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    so damn moving.

    *wipes tear*
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    And you infracted me for singing Take My Breath Away? Shenanigans!
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    Philistine.
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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