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    More of a WTF than a funny but...

    Woman Throws Table, Deflects and Catches Chairs in Insane Fashion Show Fight [VIDEO]

    The way she picks up and throws that table is so effortless and she bats away the thrown chair like it was a balled up wad of paper.
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    i love the video. she has Super-Powers!!!
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    i can't stop looking at jo on rails. and i just emailed it to a bunch of people. it's insane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Eh, I was married with kids at that age. I was grateful to have so much energy. I think it depends on the person. A good friend of mine (Who is about 15 years my senior) waited until she was in her 30s and her son is just a few years older than my oldest. I feel like even though we went very different routes, we kind of wound up in a similar place
    i guess it does depend on the person but i look at myself and my friends and at 23, settling down with kids was the last thing on our minds. it's also a cultural thing, i think. i grew up in europe, and the part i was in, young married couples were almost unheard of, or they were from eastern europe or russia. and people wait a lot longer to have kids. in the US the average age is about 5 years earlier than in europe, so it's just strange to me. and most people have lived together for years before getting married.
    all that makes taylor swift look a lot more 'normal' to me than a married 23 year-old with kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    really? call me crazy but i think 23 is too young to be married with kids. in fact, i think it's kind of sad. your 20s shouldn't be about marriage and kids and domestic responsibilities.
    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Eh, I was married with kids at that age. I was grateful to have so much energy. I think it depends on the person. A good friend of mine (Who is about 15 years my senior) waited until she was in her 30s and her son is just a few years older than my oldest. I feel like even though we went very different routes, we kind of wound up in a similar place
    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I was kinda sad. No regrets!
    I don't think it's a bad thing to have kids in your 20s, but I get what sput is saying, I personally wouldn't have been a great mom in my 20s and it's probably best I waited. Just because Adele has a kid and a husband, doesn't make her better than a woman who chooses to be single and not have a kid. The Will Ferrell thing came off as incredibly judgmental, like somehow Taylor doesn't have her priorities in order because she hasn't started a family. And everyone rags on her for being so immature, so is she going to fix that by having to take care of a miniature human being?

    Anyway, I love the table and chair lady! I'm lucky if I can scoot a table across the floor, she just hurled that thing. I'd have broken bones in her shoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    . Just because Adele has a kid and a husband, doesn't make her better than a woman who chooses to be single and not have a kid.
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    Oh, most definitely agreed. I just objected to being in the 'sad' category when I was actually pretty happy
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    either choice is fine! It doesn't have to be one or the other that's why that joke was stupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    More of a WTF than a funny but...

    Woman Throws Table, Deflects and Catches Chairs in Insane Fashion Show Fight [VIDEO]

    The way she picks up and throws that table is so effortless and she bats away the thrown chair like it was a balled up wad of paper.
    Somebody should show this clip to Morrissey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    More of a WTF than a funny but...

    Woman Throws Table, Deflects and Catches Chairs in Insane Fashion Show Fight [VIDEO]

    The way she picks up and throws that table is so effortless and she bats away the thrown chair like it was a balled up wad of paper.
    And she held on to her purse the entire time. Skills.

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    What kind of fashion show was that...99% men? I bet that gal is hurting now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    either choice is fine! It doesn't have to be one or the other that's why that joke was stupid
    anything said by will ferrell (even an impostor will ferrell) is pure stupidity... NOBODY thinks Taylor Swift should have a kid. given her relationships... she'd be a single mother by the first ultrasound. That's nothing against single moms.
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    The dog knocking down the kid twice made me laugh so hard it scared my cat.Love it.

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    i thought the will ferrell thing meant more about how adele carries herself vs how taylor does (i.e. acts like a girl in junior high).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    anything said by will ferrell (even an impostor will ferrell) is pure stupidity... NOBODY thinks Taylor Swift should have a kid. given her relationships... she'd be a single mother by the first ultrasound. That's nothing against single moms.
    Leave Taylor ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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