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    In German, even women moaning in porno movies sound like serial killers.

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    Chilly is going to come in here and whup all y'alls asses.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Chilly is going to come in here and whup all y'alls asses.
    Manx started it. (points and runs)

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic4098_9.gif Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    I love this autotuned video of the Manti/Couric interview:

    "Why, why, Manti?" "I didn't lie. My whole world told me that she died."

    And special appearance by Al Roker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witchywoman View Post
    How about rescue a dog, its a great lesson to teach your kids.
    Sorry to interrupt the flow of the thread. We are very close. I am visiting a rescue chihuahua mix that my kids fell in love with. The original owner already had a chow and the chow kept going after the new guy (chihuahua). We can't adopt unless the dog gets along with everyone in the family. And they survey my house

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Sorry to interrupt the flow of the thread. We are very close. I am visiting a rescue chihuahua mix that my kids fell in love with. The original owner already had a chow and the chow kept going after the new guy (chihuahua). We can't adopt unless the dog gets along with everyone in the family. And they survey my house
    Good luck Mohandas. Rescued pets make the best pets!
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    My dummy dog is a rescue and he's the greatest. He and my daughter are best friends. I think the relationship is a little one sided (she adores him, he tolerates her) but he's just an all around great dog.
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    Since my mother language is Swiss German I tend to believe it doesn't sound as harsh as German - but I know that it does sound totally the same

    I had to laugh about this one today:

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    I actually think Swiss German is harsher.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    I guess I grew up with German's, so it doesn't even sound that harsh to me anymore. My SO's family speaks Farsi and that sounds harsh to me.

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    I'll just leave this here..


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    Wtf?
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    She's drunk or high on more than Jesus love...
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