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    Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.

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    Hee hee hee, one of my friends irl is the sweetest elderly German florist(Retired biology professor) Imagining him shouting all these words is cracking me up
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    bill clinton - hahahaha

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    On the topic of Germany and their language:

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    Matching wedding bands for Star Wars geeks:

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    manx! that was so funny!
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    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    I wanted to create a thread just for this video, but couldn't think of what to call it. To summarize, a total a-hole driver tries to get around a car that had stopped for a bus -- by driving on the sidewalk. The bus driver catches the whole thing on his cell -- all the way to its most excellent conclusion. (By the way, the car driver was sentenced, among other things, to stand on a corner and wear a sign for two days that said, "Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a bus.")

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    why was the driver videotaping long before anything happened?
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    What an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    why was the driver videotaping long before anything happened?
    I get the feeling that this might not be the first time it happened. Way before the car gets to the bus, the bus driver says something like, "Here she comes. At the stop sign. It's 8:34 and we got police standing out there."

    The timing is just too good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I wanted to create a thread just for this video, but couldn't think of what to call it. To summarize, a total a-hole driver tries to get around a car that had stopped for a bus -- by driving on the sidewalk. The bus driver catches the whole thing on his cell -- all the way to its most excellent conclusion. (By the way, the car driver was sentenced, among other things, to stand on a corner and wear a sign for two days that said, "Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a bus.")

    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    why was the driver videotaping long before anything happened?

    Isn't this the woman who did this repeatedly, which is why the bus driver decided to record her? If so, she would drive on the sidewalk in front of a preschool, right by a door where kids would enter and exit. Her excuse, IIRC, was that the bus took too long each morning....
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    I can't see the video Rusalka posted re the German Language - but I recall when I was a kid watching Merv Griffin and he had my mother busting a gut saying "I love you" in all the romance languages, then busting out the hard core german - "Ich liebe dich." She thought it was the funniest thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JazzyGirl View Post
    I can't see the video Rusalka posted re the German Language - but I recall when I was a kid watching Merv Griffin and he had my mother busting a gut saying "I love you" in all the romance languages, then busting out the hard core german - "Ich liebe dich." She thought it was the funniest thing!
    I remember watching Donna Summer on a late-night show (either Carson or Letterman). The host mentioned that Summer had lived in Germany for a while while she performed in a road version of "Hair" (that must have been awesome with Donna Summer in it, and not just for the singing). Anyway, the host said, "I hear you are fluent in German. Is there something in German that sounds as romantic as it does in French?" Summer basically said, "Uhh, no. Except 'I love you' sounds romantic, even in German." Donna Summer made German sound pretty sexy.
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