I don't remember if I posted this before, but I thought this was kind of funny.
Sunday, December 9th 2012 Hot Slut Of The Day!
Finally, a Christmas song that speaks the truth. Santa Claus' official uniform is and will always be a brown cap and a sensible brown jacket. UPS man Ken Jones used his 15 minute break to let the children know through song that he's their Santa Claus, bitch. Santa Claus doesn't come down the chimney. Santa Claus drops the presents on your front door. If Santa Claus is the UPS man, then those motherfuckers who drive around and steal packages off porches are definitely the Grinch.
So don't bother leaving milk and cookies and shit in front of the fireplace. Leave milk and cookies on your front door instead. Better yet, leave the real Santa Claus a special thank you gift in the form of detailed instructions on how to shoot a cell phone IN LANDSCAPE!
Posted by: Michael K
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