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    Dang right. Sounds too much like damn. You'd get your ass whooped over that shit when I was a kid.
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    from the site: HELP FEED THE TROLL

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    CLICK ME Just do it. [yes, it's safe for work]

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    Toilet paper earrings!!! LOL - GENIUS

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    The Mr. Tea Infuser. But what, exactly, is he infusing your tea with?
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    Mr. Tea infuse($10)r toss some tea in his trousers, he looks like he’s just taking a little dip in a hot tub there, when he’s actually infusing your tea.

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    Oooh I love him!
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    That reminds me of that homeless guy who was taking a bath in somebody's hot tub and then called the police asking them for some hot chocolate and a hug.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    That reminds me of that homeless guy who was taking a bath in somebody's hot tub and then called the police asking them for some hot chocolate and a hug.
    Ahh. My old neighbor in LA had the homeless guys bathing in her hot tub and poopin' in her yard!!!

    Damn. Cussing in my house was a requirement. I think I was a teenager before I realized that goddamnedsonofbitch wasn't one word!! Thanks Nana! I miss you
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Damn. Cussing in my house was a requirement. I think I was a teenager before I realized that goddamnedsonofbitch wasn't one word!! Thanks Nana! I miss you
    Oh, adults were allowed to cuss up a storm when I was coming up. I think bullshit was my grandmother's favorite word (and always made us kids giggle hysterically). And growing up in a catholic home I probably heard goddamn more than anything.

    But for the kids? Hell to the no. You'd get the side eye (and maybe even a smack) for saying dang as a kid. It's partly how you knew the grown folk accepted you as an adult when you were allowed to say sheeyat or damn or hell in front of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Ahh. My old neighbor in LA had the homeless guys bathing in her hot tub and poopin' in her yard!!!

    Damn. Cussing in my house was a requirement. I think I was a teenager before I realized that goddamnedsonofbitch wasn't one word!! Thanks Nana! I miss you
    Same. The family laughed at my precocious cussing at first but as I got older it wasn't as cute anymore so they tried to scare me with the devil.

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    My mom told me that when I was about 2, they were in a store or somewhere and I let burst a "Goddamnit". I didn't get in trouble - actually, to this day my mom claims I said something that sounded like goddamnit, (but yes, I could have picked that up from my own house), but everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at them like they were heathens. Now parents would just laugh and stick it on youtube. And I remember "dang" being considered worse than darn.
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    We weren't even allowed to say shut up when we were kids but once when I was 4 my parents and our neighbours went out to the local RSL Club and left all us kids with the neighbours' 85 year old granny and I wasn't happy so I said "I wish they hadn't gone to the bloody club" and poor old nanna nearly had a coronary. Everyone in the street knew about it and I was like the little 4 year old badass of the neighbourhood with the filthy mouth.
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