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    I'm fixin' ta beat yo ass!
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    Bless her heart!!! Love that.

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    Yep, I've said all of these at one time or another. Well, except I love Clemson.
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    Ha! Yes! Same here except for the Laura Ashley shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Ha! Yes! Same here except for the Laura Ashley shit.
    I can definitely agree with that.
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    Hell if you combine the I'm fixin to beat your ass chick and the little brunette who said your daddy done fell out the deer stand again you pretty much have exactly how I sound lol
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    Honestly...


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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Hell if you combine the I'm fixin to beat your ass chick and the little brunette who said your daddy done fell out the deer stand again you pretty much have exactly how I sound lol
    Take the brunette saying "shiyit". That's me.
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    I'm a shiyit and dayyum'er too.
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    I've never said dern though lol
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    I did when i was a kid so my grandmother wouldn't pop me in the head.









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    Baby Sinclair was waaay cuter. "Not the mama!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    I've never said dern though lol
    I was not allowed to use such a hash word! Very unladylike,you know. Darn was the extreme limit! Dang would have brought the roof down.
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