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    where did her wonk eye go? i think she looks better with out it.

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    i like her wonk eye. it's her beaky nose i think looks strange. great pic btw.

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    LMFAO.

    She doesn't really have a wonk eye, btw. She simply curls the eyelashes on one eye and leaves the other as it is for some reason.

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    Her fake one looked more remorseful than the real ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHKMM View Post
    LMFAO.

    She doesn't really have a wonk eye, btw. She simply curls the eyelashes on one eye and leaves the other as it is for some reason.
    That makes no sense. She is a vain narcissistic bitch, why would she do that? Of course she's got a wonk eye. One is way bigger than the other and looking in a totally different direction.

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    ^Her eyes are the same size, just look at the eyelashes and you'll see that I'm right. She probably thinks it looks good.

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    why does she still have contact lenses on in her mugshot?? the eyelash theory is kinda crazy - she has a wonk eye its just not as obvious from certain angles.
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    ^yup^ thats why she tilts her head different ways in photos.
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    I vote Wonky Eye
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    Paris’ wonky eye is caused by her eyelids. One lid pulls back further
    than the other.

    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    The bitch has a wonked-up eye. Deal widdit.

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    Even the eyebrow above the wonk is smaller.
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    ^ Yea, you're right it is smaller. What's up with that?
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    i love the fake mugshot.

    i think paris's wonk-eye is cute. she, however, is not.

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    Personally, I'm offended. Fuggles McFugsly has NO CLUE about the historical context of that gesture. And she certainly ain't fightin' the power. Dumb bitch.

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