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    They gave me a white baby with green eyes and blond hair and I am black.
    God help me to remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

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    I have a girl and the father is...the Pope.

    There are NO WORDS.

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    6 lbs, 8 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes

    the father is The Pope

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    heh ..too funny...a girl ..with ralph nader too..."and it said he hadnt had sex since 1963'' woot..
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    a boy, with the pool guy...he looks good haha

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    I had a boy with Dick Cheney. Says I was probably in a coma when the kid was conceived because they can't explain it either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz
    My baby daddy is MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!
    I got Jacko too. That's impossible! I thought he was only into boys under the age of 15.

    "You're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"

    "OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal."


    I had done this before and had Janet Reno as the father.

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    No baby on board

    HAHHAHAHA funny because I don't nor have plans to.
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    okay mine came out with a baby girl...8lbs 11 oz...the baby looks asian!! the father was fabio!!!! haha did anyone else get him as the father??

    it says at the bottom for him "we all know you had to tackle him to the ground and hold him down for this..congratulations on your cat like reflexs!!!"

    too funny

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    Babygirl with black hair and brown eyes.
    Baby's daddy is the pool guy.

    LOL @ her name: Katie Rebecca Pool Guy.
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    I had a 14lb baby girl with Janet Reno ... at least they got my gender preference right.

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    12 pounds and one ounce!!! i am going to have a right saggy one lmao
    OMG, Michael Jackson is the daddy. Oh dear i think i better use an extra strong condom for precaution from now on lol. I liked that it was funny

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    Default The Pregnancy Tester

    Curiouser and curiouser...

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    Wow, I'm going to have a baby girl. Finally. My goddamn biological clock has started ticking so loudly lately, I can't hear a word I'm saying.

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    Aww congratulations Chilly! My daddy was Dick Chaney so I'm gunna have to kill my baby!
    Curiouser and curiouser...

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