ah the daddy is janet reno!
ah the daddy is janet reno!
Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable.
My baby daddy of my precious little girl is Bill Clinton.
Value the future on a timescale longer than your own. -Richard Dawkins
Ah ha! The test obviously detected my lack of uterus because it says I'm not up the duff..LOL
Oh crap! I retested and it says now that Ralph Nader knocked me up with a 8 pound 2 ounce boy..
I have a white boy and father is Jesse Jackson!
9 lb 15 oz girl, brown hair, blue eyes, Fabio is my baby daddy!
weird, it guessed my ethnicity though i used my "white" last name
You're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 5 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
the dad is jesse jackson!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
edit: nevermind, the baby always looks like that
Jesse and Fabio sure get around!
Rogue, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
First of all I had a 16lb girl with Bill clinton. Then it came out with Jesse for my second little girl. I wasn't happy so tried another babby daddy and I got...Michael Jackson!!!
OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
Escu me, that's MY baby daddy you whore!!Originally Posted by Rogue
Hey! I have the same baby as SVZ only mine weighs 13lbs (ouch!) and the babydaddy is the Mailman. Spookily accurate in fact.
I've never liked lesbianism - it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
Dame Edna Everage
Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.
hmm loocks like i have a girl and the father is Ralph Nader (
i feel kinda now
Last edited by AliceInWonderland; May 29th, 2006 at 03:15 PM.
Aw Alice, I'm sorry. The one time I had to do that I wound up calling off of work and trying to sleep through the sick. I'm with ya girl, it gets better.
Aahahahhah I got
NO BABY DETECTED!!!
I want to thank my lucky stars...
Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...
Oooh, my baby has my coloring, but intensified!
But the father is the neighbor kid.Nawdle, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 13 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Ahahaha, my neighbors kid is about 8 and has a crush on my sister!Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
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