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    ah the daddy is janet reno!
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    My baby daddy of my precious little girl is Bill Clinton.
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    Ah ha! The test obviously detected my lack of uterus because it says I'm not up the duff..LOL

    Oh crap! I retested and it says now that Ralph Nader knocked me up with a 8 pound 2 ounce boy..

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    I have a white boy and father is Jesse Jackson!

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    9 lb 15 oz girl, brown hair, blue eyes, Fabio is my baby daddy!

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    weird, it guessed my ethnicity though i used my "white" last name



    You're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 5 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!








    the dad is jesse jackson!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    edit: nevermind, the baby always looks like that

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    Jesse and Fabio sure get around!

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    Rogue, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    First of all I had a 16lb girl with Bill clinton. Then it came out with Jesse for my second little girl. I wasn't happy so tried another babby daddy and I got...Michael Jackson!!!

    OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue
    ...I wasn't happy so tried another babby daddy and I got...Michael Jackson!!!

    OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
    Escu me, that's MY baby daddy you whore!!

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    Hey! I have the same baby as SVZ only mine weighs 13lbs (ouch!) and the babydaddy is the Mailman. Spookily accurate in fact.
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    hmm loocks like i have a girl and the father is Ralph Nader (

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    i feel kinda now
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    Aw Alice, I'm sorry. The one time I had to do that I wound up calling off of work and trying to sleep through the sick. I'm with ya girl, it gets better.

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    Aahahahhah I got


    NO BABY DETECTED!!!

    I want to thank my lucky stars...
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    Oooh, my baby has my coloring, but intensified!

    Nawdle, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 13 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
    But the father is the neighbor kid.

    Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
    Ahahaha, my neighbors kid is about 8 and has a crush on my sister!
    2 years...

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