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    Oh man, that's so true about the attendant. If I'm at the House of Blues and have to hit the bathroom, I want to take a piss, wash my hands, and leave quickly so I don't miss any more of the show than I have to. I don't want some fat bitch blocking the paper towels and making me take one from her so that she can try to bilk me for money. Wtf? Isn't it sort of in the job description of workers there to make sure that paper towels and toilet paper are stocked? It's not like as if she got up off her chair and wiped my ass for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O
    New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
    And please don't tell me what percentile his head circumference falls into. Or his weight, height, or penis size. I don't care.

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