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    Haha Yep, gives me that warm fuzzy feeling inside and makes me wanna sing Christmas carols...

    Poor Mel. I like the idea of just cooking for me, hubs and the dog. And my family's ok, I know they won't start any bullshit, and if they judge me I'm used to it/idgaf bc it's harmless. It's hub's fam that I don't know as well and can't really handle sometimes.

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    holy shit, mel! why does your mom put up with that asshole and how have none of you ever given him the business??
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    My mom is one of "those" women. She has no idea how to be alone. Married my dad at 16, stayed with him until he was killed after 27 years of marriage and started seeing this assclown directly after that. I don't give him the business because she's the one who has to live with those repercussions. She knows if she wants to leave, we'd move her in a heartbeat.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    feeling like you need to be with someone is such a huge downfall. i am SO very happy that i've lived on my own for many years and am only with men that i want to be with. if you are a little bitch, you gone! i have no need for you because i provide a pretty good life for myself.

    i hope for your mom's sake that she shakes off this loser!
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    well, I hope she offs him in a way that guarantees a Lifetime movie of the week... or a miniseries!
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    Kill her.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    twitchy molests my signature!

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    So, who would Tori Spelling play?
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

    "Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie

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    that's a tough one... I'm gonna have to go with Tori as my mom's husband.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Lord,Mel. I am exhausted just from hearing about that. May I suggest putting sleeping pills in his coffee? I suggest it would be more fun with him out of the way. I am gad your Mom enjoyed her big night out!
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    No, I'd put caffeine (or something else) in his coffee so that he couldn't sleep or sit still.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

    "Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie

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    You know, on a totally unrelated note, one can actually OD and die if one ingests enough pure caffeine. Made some in college chem lab once I'll just leave that little tidbit here, just in case anyone wants to share that with Mel's mom *whistles innocently*

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    I chortled out loud every time I read "stepshit" or "dipshit". Reminded me SO much of my ex, only I never waited on him hand and foot. He just perpetually thought I should. He thought wrong. I got winded reading that diatribe, myself. You have way more energy (or patience) than I, Mel. WAY more. I'd have cut a bitch, once I pulled his lazy ass off the couch. Just ask my ex.

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